Valentione's event is an outrage

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02-05-2014, 06:43 AM
Xieveral

Valentione's event is an outrage

I am EXTREMELY offended that SE would pressure us into trading chocolates in pursuit of *shudder* romance. I can't be bothered with relationships, not when there is a vast world of civilians to slay and beasts to save. I am a strong, independent adventurer who don't need no man (or woman) the battlefield is my true love.

Surely there are others who can relate to my plight.
02-05-2014, 06:45 AM
Livilda

OP, google wizardchan. It sounds perfect for you.
02-05-2014, 06:57 AM
Lalivia

Lets be real..... Nobody cares, but the 3 of you posting on the forums trying to get known....*moving on*
02-05-2014, 07:19 AM
Teeko

I love watching these people respond because they read the thread title and nothing else so they assumed.

/popcorn :P
02-05-2014, 07:23 AM
cearka

I feel like several people just missed the sarcasm bus.
02-05-2014, 07:25 AM
TeaTimeBear

Selling sarcasm eyes of the goddess, trolling jester mask and luminary popcorn for lolcommonsense buff PST!
02-05-2014, 07:31 AM
Traek

9/10, much better attempt then the other. You forgot the part where you are discriminated against though.. so I had to take a point off.
02-05-2014, 07:53 AM
Zerosion

Yeah you tell em boy!
02-05-2014, 07:56 AM
Vactus

I lold. Good troll is pretty good. Would read again.
02-05-2014, 08:49 AM
lololink

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xieveral

I am EXTREMELY offended that SE would pressure us into trading chocolates in pursuit of *shudder* romance. I can't be bothered with relationships, not when there is a vast world of civilians to slay and beasts to save. I am a strong, independent adventurer who don't need no man (or woman) the battlefield is my true love.

Surely there are others who can relate to my plight.

But, but, but i made them myself especially for you T-T.

Heart broken, casting Gaïa's wrath.
02-05-2014, 09:10 AM
BotenAnna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livilda

OP, google wizardchan. It sounds perfect for you.

congrats on making the joke go too far in the first post
02-05-2014, 09:23 AM
Jacost

Okay, I admit, I lol'd.
02-05-2014, 09:52 AM
Sagittarian

I agree. I'm not playing an MMO because I want to deal with people. What's with this content requiring social interaction? What if I just want to love myself?

/continued joke
02-05-2014, 10:13 AM
Vanguard319

I enjoyed the event myself, what better way to spread the love by poisoning suiters with inedible sweets?