Drinking contest.

So which race will beat which race in a drinking contest?

Miqo'te beat Hyur in drinking contest currently.

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I'm Livilda West, and I'll drink all you sons of imperial she-dogs under the table!

Roe obviously, they are huge, AND PIRATES, foolish to think anyone is going to stand a chance against them.

Lost many contests to lala's. Don't underestimate them, they're evil. Probably cheat too.

The real question here is... Where did you acquire that picture? Is it by a commission? Love the art work.

*is completely wasted, acts sober*

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Originally Posted by Shujinkou

The real question here is... Where did you acquire that picture? Is it by a commission? Love the art work.

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I just google fan arts for Final Fantasy 14.

There are already a lot of Fan Arts out there.

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Originally Posted by EdwinLi

So which race will beat which race in a drinking contest?

Miqo'te beat Hyur in drinking contest currently.

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Thank you for adding the "Fantasy" in Final Fantasy, I mean come on, a Snurble could drink a Miqo'te under tha table easy.

As a Miqo'te player and a card-carrying rum drinker (why yes, they do make cards for that!), I do believe I have the providence to say that Miqo'tes can drink people under the table.

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Originally Posted by Vennox

Thank you for adding the "Fantasy" in Final Fantasy, I mean come on, a Snurble could drink a Miqo'te under tha table easy.

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Oh so it is a challenge....

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The secret is in choosing the drink..
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And those lalas .. I think they try to use smaller glasses but I can never tell. Everything looks huge when they hold it!!
Of course, that's why the roes never win .. they don't notice I gave them a larger glass. :o

I can attest that the Lalas in our FC blow anyone out of the water in a drinking contest.

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Originally Posted by Battlewrench

Lost many contests to lala's. Don't underestimate them, they're evil. Probably cheat too.

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Probably ? Must have been some sort of cheating. They're lalafells after all...

Roegadyn simply have more blood inside their larger bodies.
People could die trying to out drink them before they got tipsy.

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Originally Posted by EdwinLi

Oh so it is a challenge...

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10gil on the defending champ

Girl Roe make for best drinker as they are make of large and pirate.

Downside are when make for get too drunk, armor come off and make for much scarey sight.

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Originally Posted by MurakumoMillennium

Girl Roe make for best drinker as they are make of large and pirate.

Downside are when make for get too drunk, armor come off and make for much scarey sight.

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I'm not sure if I should be confused or offended. :S

I'm pretty sure Sea Wolf Roegadyn can put the most away, they're basically Vikings. Lala's probably get drunk fast and often, but they just don't have the capacity. Miqo'tes take a long time to get drunk, but it's not because of the amount they drink. It just take's them a while to lap much up with their tongues.

Based on actual facts about alcohol absorption, Roe men can drink the most. Granted like all things, there are exceptions to this rule. There may be Roe females who are exceptionally skilled at masking their level of inebriation. However, based off off body mass and fat %, I'd rank the ability to put down the drink as such:

Roe Men
Roe Women
Highlander Men
Highlander Women
Elezen Men
Elezen Women
Miquo'te Men
Miquo'te Women
Hyur Men
Hyru Women
Lala Men
Lala Women

Sorry Lala, you may be the root of all evil, but when it comes to getting wasted, you're a cheap date.

There are also factors that may contribute to one race seeming more drunk than another. For instance, if drinking in a basement bar, elezen may be at a disadvantage due to repeatedly walking into the support beams in the ceiling.

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Originally Posted by MurakumoMillennium

Girl Roe make for best drinker as they are make of large and pirate.

Downside are when make for get too drunk, armor come off and make for ruined for all other races' women.

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Fixed it for you.

Lala's have magic tummies. We would own you all....

Lala. Super fast metabolic rate (we have tiny legs and can still run the same speed as the bigguns, this is due to metabolism), combined with a body that constantly rejuvenates (still look young at 100!) means we can drink as much as we like, process it fast to stay sober, and as an added bonus suffer virtually no liver damage. And magic tummies too, as stated above.

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Originally Posted by Shaone

Lala. Super fast metabolic rate (we have tiny legs and can still run the same speed as the bigguns, this is due to metabolism), combined with a body that constantly rejuvenates (still look young at 100!) means we can drink as much as we like, process it fast to stay sober, and as an added bonus suffer virtually no liver damage. And magic tummies too, as stated above.

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A faster metabolism would actually help you get drunk faster.

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Originally Posted by whoopeeragon

You should stop using Bad Translator...

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This is so ironic considering your SIG.

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Originally Posted by Inquisitor

Miqo'tes take a long time to get drunk, but it's not because of the amount they drink. It just take's them a while to lap much up with their tongues.

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Originally Posted by LineageRazor

Fixed it for you.

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Ha!

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Originally Posted by Shaone

Lala. Super fast metabolic rate *snip* And magic tummies too, as stated above.

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Yes, all this talk of body size is assuming absorption rates and liver function are the same. Lalas probably have great liver function no matter what age. Roes probably stay drunk longer because there is more blood to clean. Elezen may have very slow metabolisms and not get drunk quickly, but when they do .. phew!

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Originally Posted by MurakumoMillennium

Girl Roe make for best drinker as they are make of large and pirate.

Downside are when make for get too drunk, armor come off and make for much scarey sight.

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This made me chuckle but I agree a drunken fem roe is the thing nightmares are made of!

Given the body size and weight of most Roe men and women... I'd say they would be able to drink more than the other races pretty handily. I mean, the lalafell's would probably get two drinks in and pass out, the McCatz and the Hyur would probably do ok, with the Elzen doing a bit better probably and the Roe being at the top.

I mean, if we took 1 of each race who was a hardened drinker and had the same amount of experience drinking booze from a young age and maintaining a certain blood alcohol level I would say that the Roe would still win hands down... They're just so big!