Boycott Fat Chocobo!

While chocobos have been the staple of Eorzean transportation for a long time, it is CRIMINAL that these yellow beasts are drawing attention away from a much more majestic and reliable beast. I speak of the Horse of course! I was recently made a fan of such beasts by seeing countless adventurers donning horse helms and perform feats of speed and strength across the land, and now consider myself a champion of the cause! Import Horses into Eorzea, free us of the chains of the chocobo tyranny!

mmmmmm

The other threads a little better/10

I vote, we eat all the horses. Horse is delicious.

that thread looked like it could get out of hand so i wanted to start a more "fun" thread

Thou cannot challenge the Chocobo's

King Fat chocobo will devour all your horses o.o

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Originally Posted by Imapooonu

mmmmmm

The other threads a little better/10

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But that thread seems to have been deleted already for some reason. :( Sigh.

and now it looks like other thread was pruned lol

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Originally Posted by Tyrantcv

While chocobos have been the staple of Eorzean transportation for a long time, it is CRIMINAL that these yellow beasts are drawing attention away from a much more majestic and reliable beast. I speak of the Horse of course! I was recently made a fan of such beasts by seeing countless adventurers donning horse helms and perform feats of speed and strength across the land, and now consider myself a champion of the cause! Import Horses into Eorzea, free us of the chains of the chocobo tyranny!

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Thank you for making me laugh, you're the best! <3

I really don't get this thread.

I want a fat chocobo, does that mean I have to buy a ps4, and play it on there... that's like a 700$ mount...

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Originally Posted by kingatlas

I want a fat chocobo, does that mean I have to buy a ps4, and play it on there... that's like a 700$ mount...

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Yoshi said as long as you have a CE edition, be it PC or PS3 or PS4, you will get it when they are released. He will also be offering CE upgrades if you don't have one.

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Originally Posted by Tyrantcv

While chocobos have been the staple of Eorzean transportation for a long time, it is CRIMINAL that these yellow beasts are drawing attention away from a much more majestic and reliable beast. I speak of the Horse of course! I was recently made a fan of such beasts by seeing countless adventurers donning horse helms and perform feats of speed and strength across the land, and now consider myself a champion of the cause! Import Horses into Eorzea, free us of the chains of the chocobo tyranny!

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Oh god. Thank you so much. I really needed a good laugh today. Even on a serious note of I'd like to see horses on FF, this right after Heavenstrum and the timing of the Fat Chocobo is priceless.

When I clicked on this I was expecting some serious tirade about Collector's Edition owners getting something, instead I saw this.

Nicely done.