This is a joke!

Never in history have a game make me that mad :(

Boring Start i, i have no idea what to do. i dont know what¨s the stats do
where is the eu english servers i hate japanese in the chat i cant understand it
Maybe you thik the graphic is sweet but no lag on all tings
why cant i jump over the walls and stones why cant i swim why cant i run all over the place and not get hit by a wall you cant see

why is the combat that slow its like its a ps3 game only and not for pc
And i cant take that chat its the worst mmo chat ever
Se 10 yers ago i love you Se now i will never and ever Touch a ff game Agin Shame on you The ff XIII make be sad the FF XIV make me mad The ffXIII-2 well i2 stay away lern from your Fail and do it right from the start

Anyone responding to this thread seriously has been trolled.

lul one post... mad enough to write on a forum, which you should do more often from the look of it... sorry the game makes you mad... time makes me mad... time to go now.

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Don't feed the trolls!

I boldly encase my critique in (parentheses)

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Originally Posted by ulle

Never in history HAS a game made me THIS mad :(
(& that was NEWS to me)

Boring Start & I have no idea what to do. I don't know what the stats do.
Where are the English EU servers? (you live in the EU? You should be used to tourism by now) I hate Japanese in chat, I cant understand it. (Yeah, so what? The words on the maps are the same.)
Maybe you think the graphic are sweet but no lag on all tings (????)
Why can't I jump over the walls and stones? Why can't I swim? Why can't I run all over the place and not get hit by a wall I can't see? (Do you need a friend? What server are you on?)

Why is the combat that slow? Its like its a ps3 game only it is on PC
And I cant take the chat, its the worst mmo chat ever.
Se 10 years ago I love you. Se now I will never and ever Touch a ff game Again Shame on you. The ff XIII makes me sad. The FF XIV makes me mad. The ffXIII-2 well I'll stay away learn from your fail and do it right from the start.

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Agreed...sort of...

i lol'ed......

I just read
0000110110000011100101010000111
111000000011111111skllsgvdkljcljsoij
gfldnjuijhaiuhm
cmcuh7ufr734yu87cmisa
hituhcmzdhuirhmciwasmfkhr4
mcfoeushfcoimhmoiusdhmgiuacms

+1 PrettyPrincess haha

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Originally Posted by PrettyPrincess

I just read
0000110110000011100101010000111
111000000011111111skllsgvdkljcljsoij
gfldnjuijhaiuhm
cmcuh7ufr734yu87cmisa
hituhcmzdhuirhmciwasmfkhr4
mcfoeushfcoimhmoiusdhmgiuacms

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Hehehe win

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Originally Posted by ulle

Never in history have a game make me that mad :(

Boring Start i, i have no idea what to do. i dont know what¨s the stats do
where is the eu english servers i hate japanese in the chat i cant understand it
Maybe you thik the graphic is sweet but no lag on all tings
why cant i jump over the walls and stones why cant i swim why cant i run all over the place and not get hit by a wall you cant see

why is the combat that slow its like its a ps3 game only and not for pc
And i cant take that chat its the worst mmo chat ever
Se 10 yers ago i love you Se now i will never and ever Touch a ff game Agin Shame on you The ff XIII make be sad the FF XIV make me mad The ffXIII-2 well i2 stay away lern from your Fail and do it right from the start

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Take a deep breath and calm down mate. (^_^ )

It's really not that hard to find your way around. Once you've created a character and arrive in the starters town, talk to the NPC in front of you. He will direct you to an NPC in the Adventurer's Guild. Talk to that NPC and you will get a quest or two which you can look up in your Journal. It will even point you in the right direction. A few quests later, you will recieve a NPC Linkpearl which will flash when they have some new stuff for you to do. It's really easy. (^_^ )

If you want to know what the stats do, go to an Aetheryte and select in your menu. A dialog will pop up stating an option called the "The Call of Adventure". This is basically an ingame Help section and it contains a more detailed description of each individual stat (listed under "Chapter 2 - Character Development"). You can read more about it on Lodestone (listed under the "Aetheryte" option in the left hand menu). I'll even give you a direct link to it: http://lodestone.finalfantasyxiv.com...theryte01.html

There is no specific EU Server for Final Fantasy XIV. Each individual server is open for everyone. (^_^ ) But, i can tell you that there are enough Europeans on the Lindblum server. But, don't be suprised if you see Japanese text fly by. (^_^ )

About this lag your talking about... I'm not having any problems with lag at all... The only thing i can suggest is to take a look at the following 2 pages: http://lodestone.finalfantasyxiv.com...vi/envi05.html and http://lodestone.finalfantasyxiv.com...vi/envi01.html (mainly the bottom section regarding the recommended settings).

Sorry mate, jumping is not (yet?) implemented and the invisible walls you are talking about are probably ledges you need to walk around. And ummm... About the swimming... Could it be you are aquaphobic? (Just kidding) (^_^ )

SE is currently revamping the Battle System, so if can muster some patience it should improve with the next few updates (referring to patch 1.18 ~ 1.20). (^_^ )

But, it's your call. You decide if you want to stick around or not. (^_~ )

so wheres the joke? I came in here to read a joke...


damn must be wrong thread...

I think the joke was that the OP actually loves the game and is going on about how others complain it's a horrible game.

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I'm surprised on how Aldora really wrote all of that with the OP either being a troll or not going to come back to this forum ever again..

is the OP the Hulk?

No, this is a joke:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer, and a mop."

Lol good one ^

What's funny is the fact that I actually read the entire thing and understood it and agreed with him.