Blame the healer.

Tank stands on a bomb, blame the healer.

Tank doesn't run behind void thunder, blame the healer.

Range DPS stands on top of you during turn1, get venom pool, move, tank dies, blame the healer.

Healer gets gaoled, tank doesn't use cooldown, blame the healer.

No one stuns tumults phase 5, blame the healer.

Healer pulls aggro for a split second, tank gets target for landslide and doesn't move, blame the healer.

Tank stands in slipstream, blame the healer.

Bard doesn't sing ballad until 4 minutes into fight, tank dies, blame the healer.

Ranged DPS stands in Piercing Lazer, healer has to switch targets, tank dies, blame the healer.

Tank keeps using Rage of Halone at 3 stacks on ADS, both tanks have stacks, blame the healer.

Bard pops full limit break before tumults, blame the healer.

Half the raid stands in front of Garuda, tank dies, blame the healer.


This is how I see all of you.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f4d14456...36rbo1_400.gif

You forgot:

Healer is not doing their job, blame the healer.

Ha, always either tank or healer

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Originally Posted by reality_check

Tank stands on a bomb

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked this was a viable tactic for Titan HM.

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Originally Posted by Nahara

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked this was a viable tactic for Titan HM.

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Depends how many healers are left, how much mp they have, how many other people need to be healed at the moment, what cooldowns are available, how good your gear is etc...

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Originally Posted by reality_check

Healer pulls aggro for a split second

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How could this happen?
Halone combo and Circle are very efficient against a single target, especially if you fold in fight or flight and the obvious shield oath. If a healer pulled hate on Titan for any reason other than a tank not doing combos... yes, I would blame the healer.

When you start apologizing for people dying even though it's their mistakes, you know it's getting into your subconscious.

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Originally Posted by Duuude007

How could this happen?
Halone combo and Circle are very efficient against a single target. If a healer pulled hate on Titan for any reason other than a tank not doing combos... yes, I would blame the healer.

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Is your DPS building meter in phase one forcing your white mage to cap their threat early on healing through phase 1 tumults?

Is your DPS forcing Titan to geocrush right after tumults without giving your healer a chance to get a single aoe heal in?

Are people eating near-to-full geocrush damage?

Are people standing in weights?

All reasons why white mages cap threat in titan.

Don't forget: Healer is not DPSing? Lazy
Running low on mp? Learn to do your job properly!
Gets aggro and maybe dies = you're healing too much!
After a wipe= your heals are too slow

Healer: FML

Well I get blamed by a Whm when I am using Sch... Does that count?

Haha the 6th one is the healer's fult. ; ) LIke the sig btw

wow 2 posts about u complaining about people hating on u. hmmmm...

well in a DF my Wife had to main heal as an Arc while the Cnj was trying to DPS, so if it wasnt for my Wife I (the tank) would have died many times, that would have been the healers fault.

this sum it up better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DxS7eT_ky4#t=362

LOL

Here, this will explain all you need to know about healing in every MMO.

And yes, it is applicable in every MMO I've ever played in. :-P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrZOa1_xlI

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Originally Posted by LiadansWhisper

Here, this will explain all you need to know about healing in every MMO.

And yes, it is applicable in every MMO I've ever played in. :-P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrZOa1_xlI

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this sum it up better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DxS7eT_ky4#t=362

LOL

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I got a good laugh out of that. thanks :D

Personally, I blame Limsa Lominsa.

I tend to blame the tanks, they need to make threat easier because there's a large amount of average tanks that don't understand it and make healing/dps a painful experience.

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Originally Posted by Nahara

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked this was a viable tactic for Titan HM.

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You are wrong. Why on earth would you ever take extra damage when it is 100% avoidable. It so easy for a tank to do, to not do it would just be lazy.

As long as we aren't blaming the DD for once. :)

Hmm i generally have good experience when i am playing on my SCH. Healer seems to be a very respected role from my experience.

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Originally Posted by Nahara

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked this was a viable tactic for Titan HM.

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Tank can stay just so no bombs hits him. anyway, in my experience, its rare to find bad healers, happends, but its rare for my part atleast.


Sidenote; Look on DPS forums, and u see ur wrong OP, its always Brd's fault ;)

I'm a healer, if they blame me for something they did...ignore what they say. haters love to hate

I had a moment yesterday when a DPS died and all I could think was, "That couldn't have been my fault" but after thinking about what happened, I apologised since I was being a crap tank. Sometimes its just a lot easier to blame someone else. Or could just go by the old saying... "If the tank dies, it's the healers fault, if the healer dies, it's the tanks fault, if the dps dies, its the dps' fault" ;D

Warrior dies, blame the healer.

No, I'm actually serious.

Die, blame me, and they'll have to die more than once. :D

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If you play with people that screw things up that much then you sir, need to find some new people to play this game with.

Going to play devils advocate, but as healer I rarely heard complaints. The fact that you hear so many might mean something.... A lot of the stuff you mention is healable, annoying, but healable.

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Originally Posted by Jamez82

Ha, always either tank or healer

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unless if it comes to demon wall, then blame the dps

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Originally Posted by coffeeking

I'm a healer, if they blame me for something they did...ignore what they say. haters love to hate

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especially when the those haters are the enemies and they hate on you. Then you got some serious hate, but of cause, blame the healer for the tank not being able to hold hate.

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Originally Posted by reality_check

OP SNIP

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I literally just had similar happens on the Hydra quest.

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Originally Posted by Nahara

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked this was a viable tactic for Titan HM.

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If you eat any bombs, you are a bad tank. If you can't dodge silly bombs in Titan there is no hope for you in Coil T5. Stop being lazy and learn to dodge.