Seriously?! Armor Anger

Let me paint a picture.

Been workin hard, i'm stoked I got my Allagan chest. Been collecting Myth Tomes. I talk to some fellow Whm's and ask, whats the next best upgrade. We decide that since Allagan pants drop in T5 I should probably look at Cleric Pants.

So I start saving for them, finally get enough. I"m like yeah my first actual Myth purchase (asside from +1).

I put them on. I see the graphic on my character and I go...oh somethings wrong i'm naked. Look at my gear screen..nope...they're on. THEY ARE FREAKIN BOXERS.

What..was is casual friday that day at the design team's location. They thought it'd be funny to put boxers for a freakin i90 cleric pants. Really. Seriously?!?!?

They look considerably better on a female. It's a sailor moon-esque mini-skirt.

Have you seen PLD's short shorts? Or the tank Allagan pants? SE apparently wants us to get our legs cut off, it seems.

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Originally Posted by SpookyGhost

Have you seen PLD's short shorts? Or the tank Allagan pants? SE apparently wants us to get our legs cut off, it seems.

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Lalafels got legs? Good to know. Thought it was some Kind of feet-body-head-chimera.

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Originally Posted by SpookyGhost

Have you seen PLD's short shorts? Or the tank Allagan pants? SE apparently wants us to get our legs cut off, it seems.

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They just want you to shine em, what's wrong with that?

It's called diversion tactics...

I personally can't weight for Vanity. I don't mind having a slightly mismatched gear set..it doesn't need to be perfect but come on guys...seriously.

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Originally Posted by sharazisspecial

http://i.imgur.com/l9d57Xc.png
Wow you look like you have no pants on. Poor lalafell will get a mind scarring view.

My fc makes fun of my shorts and little legs. They say i look ridiculous but i think i look good >_>
http://i.imgur.com/RWiOqmE.png

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I took this from the other thread. Its just lalafels that get the shorts.

Its just white pants, its not really mismatched. But allagan and af1.5 weren't supposed to be a set anyway.

Ah yes, you found the sexy pants! At least that's what my FC calls them.

Female avatar - Wear the Allagan Chest of Healing with Cleric Pants. Cast Stoneskin.

You get quite the show. :P

Im loving the look lol. Im jelly of you. :)

I dread this the day I win an Allagan top. At the moment my Cleric Robe covers it.

Thankfully by that time we should have vanity though.

I'm a guy lalafel. Those do not look good on me.

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Originally Posted by CalvatE

I dread this the day I win an Allagan top. At the moment my Cleric Robe covers it.

Thankfully by that time we should have vanity though.

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You are just jealous you get lala shorts and not super whm panties. :p

I think the White Mage outfits were designed with children in mind, seeing as the only NPC White Mages we see are Padjal, a.k.a. creepy, horned, hundred-year old,Gridianian mage-children.

I love my booty shorts! :D

I firmly believe Whm and Brd were designed around the female figure. There is no way anyone thought the AF gear of these two jobs would look good on a male character.

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Originally Posted by NeonC

I firmly believe Whm and Brd were designed around the female figure. There is no way anyone thought the AF gear of these two jobs would look good on a male character.

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Oh no doubt, I love seeing big bad male bards with a little fluffy pink top and tights. Makes me giggle.

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Originally Posted by Githiun

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Thank yourself lucky that it wasn't a subligar.

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Originally Posted by NeonC

I firmly believe Whm and Brd were designed around the female figure. There is no way anyone thought the AF gear of these two jobs would look good on a male character.

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Those stereotypes, go!

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...lay-a-game.jpg

Admittedly, I'm a guy and my first class is always healer >.>.... . . .

[EDIT] As a guy, I always used the AF pants as my official "swimsuit" since I really don't like the swimsuit designs they gave us.

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Originally Posted by Eriane

I took this from the other thread. Its just lalafels that get the shorts.

Its just white pants, its not really mismatched. But allagan and af1.5 weren't supposed to be a set anyway.

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No no no, it's MALES not Lalafells. :)

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Originally Posted by kelmana

No no no, it's MALES not Lalafells. :)

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Okay..... you look adorable.

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Originally Posted by NeonC

I firmly believe Whm and Brd were designed around the female figure. There is no way anyone thought the AF gear of these two jobs would look good on a male character.

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i love the bard set (just not the gaudy colors on the myth version), if i didn't find the class boring i'd level it to 50 just for the artifact armor

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Originally Posted by Eriane

Okay..... you look adorable.

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Thank you! I could see how you were confused, that other Lalafell made their male look very much like a female and the build of their body shapes are almost the same. xD

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Originally Posted by kelmana

Thank you! I could see how you were confused, that other Lalafell made their male look very much like a female and the build of their body shapes are almost the same. xD

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I didn't want to say it... but i thought those lalafells were girls.... lol.

Thanks for clearing that up. So yea, boys just get boxer shorts apparently.

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Originally Posted by Eriane

You are just jealous you get lala shorts and not super whm panties. :p

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It doesn't matter until I take off my robe ;o

All lalafels look like girl's...

Coliseum Shawl (Darkhold) + the rest of WHM AF = Hey guys, just got back from the country club. Back nine was brutal. Would've been better if you could recolor the Shawl to White to make it look more like a towel draped around your shoulders.

My friend said my mount should've been a golf cart. He also did a lot of custom vomit emotes when we were in party together.

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Originally Posted by Githiun

All lalafels look like girl's...

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The people that Lalafell attract aren't too commonly ones to be putting moustaches and beards on themselves is all.

So you never noticed you had shorts when you were wearing you 45s? All girls get the barely covers one's panties skirt and boys get the shorts. Only difference is the "relic"/af+1 is they get red ribbons. Though I swear non lala female whms on my server just don't even wear their skirts while idle.

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Originally Posted by Githiun

All lalafels look like girl's...

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Lalafels are genderless and reproduce asexually.

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Originally Posted by Lithera

So you never noticed you had shorts when you were wearing you 45s? All girls get the barely covers one's panties skirt and boys get the shorts. Only difference is the "relic"/af+1 is they get red ribbons. Though I swear non lala female whms on my server just don't even wear their skirts while idle.

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They're not skirts, they're fancy panties.

But uhmm yeah, why are people surprised that when they mix two different armor sets the result might look weird? AF is Robe + Panties, which works fine, while Allagan is Shirt + Pants. Obviously Shirt + Panties is going to look awkward.

I love my WHM Boxers.. I think they're smexy... >.>

http://i.imgur.com/vLxCVyM.png

Same with Warrior boots (I believe it was) as they make you look pantless. No thanks!

Problem with healer's culottes is that they are shorts... not culottes...

I think they would be pretty cool if they were longer like culottes generally are. Knee breeches is not what we have in FF.

I guess they didn't want to translate the name into "healer magic super fun happy laugh cry you shine like diamond in sky panties"

I feel your pain OP!

I get how the game is barely out, no vanity items/slots yet.. But the design team (if there is one) comes off rather lazy if you'd ask me..

We don't see characters, we see 'hey that's a DL/Allagan tank' or 'hey that's a SMN, no wait it's a WHM yup.. Oh, it's a BLM (damn vanya). I'm exaggerating a bit, but you guys get the picture.

Would be nice to have options this early in the game rather than getting BiS but then look like every other single WHM or SCH or whatever your job is..

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Originally Posted by Vortok

Coliseum Shawl (Darkhold) + the rest of WHM AF = Hey guys, just got back from the country club. Back nine was brutal. Would've been better if you could recolor the Shawl to White to make it look more like a towel draped around your shoulders.

My friend said my mount should've been a golf cart. He also did a lot of custom vomit emotes when we were in party together.

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Seriously, been wearing Coliseum Shawl+AF all the way up to 50. I rushed from 45 to 50 fate grinding like I never did before just to get rid of that. Useless to say, for all that time they called me the "porn-healer" <.<

This and the clipping of staves on hoods bugs me... Same problem in healers legs and WP booties.