Idea Sharing: The Great LALAFELL Slaying Thread. *Lalafails pls don't click*

Ok, lets face it, they are everywhere, looking cute and behaving cute. But we all know under those faces they are sinister and damn evil. They are planning to take over us, then make the world like Ul'dah where either you are a Slave or you are the Slaver.

So below are some ways maybe we can fight back against their CUTEISTER onslaught.

O ya if you happen to be a lalafell and reading this post go ahead. you will fall for it anyway.

Below are some ways. I have to cut them short due to 1k words (-_-

This is where you will fail. Us lalafells know how to use the edit button to add more than 1k words.

Classic Gil in a vase trick

We dig a hole in the ground and place a large jug inside and fill it up with 4feet of honey. Add a trapdoor on to and then place gil into the honey and close the door. Lalafell are know to smell sweet stuff and gil, the trick here is lure them to the trap door and they fall through it. Inside the sides of the jug we will use lanolin to prevent escape, then again they probably don't care since they are happily counting gil and drowning in honey

Pros: Jugs and honey are relatively cheap and this trap is easy to make.
Cons: Cats are curious and make go there since they have a keen sense of smell (they like gil and honey too. We can make the trap door to only fit Lalafells but Cats have slender and flexible bodies, they may just make it into the jug through the trap door and get trapped inside

Oh deaar... you're either very brave or very foolish.

As much as I like to joke about eating them, they are cute and very hard working. Besides, they give me heartburn bad. Hyur on the other hand.....

We already tried. They breed like Russians.

Poison Gils and Cookie trick

We place a small bat house filled with Gils and Cookies with a special poison. Lalafell will smell the gil and cookies and enter the bait house to get them. Inside the house we place small compartments with limited amount of stuff, the Lalafeel will eat the cookies and take the gil. Here is what science comes into play. As we know Lalafell are social creature, they will bring the gil, sometimes cookies back to their homes and after a few hours dies. The rest of the Lalafell will fight over the gil and killings most likely take place. Even if they don't get killed, the poison on the gil will slowly penerate their clothing and skin and enter their blood steams killing them later

Pros: Highest chance of it working

Cons: Cats again, with their unlimited curiosity might get to the cookies and gils first. Then they die too. Duskwights may pickpocket or rob the target lalafell and takes the cookies and gil, they too will die.

Snake Oil Rumours

Well we can start rumours that chopped Lalafell livers will give you harder manhood and Lalafell *insert various organs* give the ladies better body outlines. Chances it will attract the various vanity = all crowd to start a hunting spree. You of cause can cash in.

Pros: Cats eat Lalafails all those years back, high chance they will become the predators they are used to be. Yes, they are vain, but the best chance of this is the Elezen peeps, they are most vain, and most likely jump into the "eat lalafell *insert various organs* and get *insert outcome* bandwagon.

Cons: High chance will be uncovered since most Hyurs are bleeding hearts. And Roegadyn... well, not sure about the manhood part and their Females are out of shape anyway (-_-

Damnit They located me.... need go underground.

Do share ideas. Down with lalafells





*need go do WP runs (-_-*

I have been compromised so sadly I am of no use to your campaign. Infact I will defend all lalas with my life! -100 cute resistance I am sorry.

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Originally Posted by HumsterMKX

Ok, lets face it, they are everywhere, looking cute and behaving cute. But we all know under those faces they are sinister and damn evil. They are planning to take over us, then make the world like Ul'dah where either you are a Slave or you are the Slaver.

So below are some ways maybe we can fight back against their CUTEISTER onslaught.

O ya if you happen to be a lalafell and reading this post go ahead. you will fall for it anyway.

Below are some ways. I have to cut them short due to 1k words (-_-

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No matter what is written in that heinous color. We will prevail in the end! :o

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Originally Posted by Ouria

No matter what is written in that heinous color. We will prevail in the end! :o

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Heinous color? HA! I used that because you lalafell are color blind to that color!

Classic Gil in a vase trick

We dig a hole in the ground and place a large jug inside and fill it up with 4feet of honey. Add a trapdoor on to and then place gil into the honey and close the door. Lalafell are know to smell sweet stuff and gil, the trick here is lure them to the trap door and they fall through it. Inside the sides of the jug we will use lanolin to prevent escape, then again they probably don't care since they are happily counting gil and drowning in honey

Pros: Jugs and honey are relatively cheap and this trap is easy to make.
Cons: Cats are curious and make go there since they have a keen sense of smell (they like gil and honey too. We can make the trap door to only fit Lalafells but Cats have slender and flexible bodies, they may just make it into the jug through the trap door and get trapped inside
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This will never work. 1. We make our own honey and always carry some on us 2. We don't pick up Gil off the ground we pick it out of your pockets, go ahead, check, :D

MY LEGS ARE SO SMALL... My butt is so BIG!

pls no uncle heli

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It gets in the cannon.

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Originally Posted by Wobble

This will never work. 1. We make our own honey and always carry some on us 2. We don't pick up Gil off the ground we pick it out of your pockets, go ahead, check, :D

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We don't need to resort to picking gil out of a cookie jar anyway. :P All we have to do is cry and look super cute and all the Mi'qote girls are throwing their gil at us. <3

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Originally Posted by Wobble

Classic Gil in a vase trick
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We dig a hole in the ground and place 1. We make our own honey and always carry some on us 2. We don't pick up Gil off the ground we pick it out of your pockets, go ahead, check, :D

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I got that covered. Plan 2 can easily be adapted to deal with this issue.

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Originally Posted by AstharDzu

pls no uncle heli

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You are safe Asthar I got your soul.