WHERE does Gridania's inn EXIST?

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10-01-2013, 05:51 PM
Vaen

WHERE does Gridania's inn EXIST?

In Limsa-FishPirate-Town and ~~Agrabah~~ Ul'dah you can see the huge buildings surrounding the innkeep that must be where all the inn rooms are for the endless throngs of weary adventurers that clog the cities.

But in Good ol' Griddy, where exactly do they keep all those inn rooms?? The innkeep is just in this dinky building, the lower level of which is the airship dock. There's no extra rooms or buildings near it, just that nice pond and more Gridanian shrubbery.

My current theory is that the Gridanian inn is... a SHAM! I think they just take you out back behind the building and let some forest moogles cast Sleep on you. Then they use your body for their unspeakably horrific mog rituals.

The fact that it looks like you're in an inn room and you have a perfectly functional armoire and access to your retainers? Uh, Matrix-esque Moogle Magic, of course.

I'm working on another theory where the stained glass windows are actually interdimensional portals.

Anyone else have any explanations for Gridania's dubiously located inn?
10-01-2013, 05:52 PM
RyuujinZERO

Upstairs :p
10-01-2013, 05:53 PM
Vaen

Wait, is there an upstairs? I never noticed it D:

Personally I'm still sticking with my horrific moogle ritual idea.
10-01-2013, 05:54 PM
Seraphe

I've had these experiences as well. I fell asleep and I saw a green light surrounding my body. It's really blur but I remember Moogles which were trying to use my blood for experiments and stuff
10-01-2013, 05:57 PM
Kenka

I told you not to trust those tree-huggers!

Go to Ul'dah, that's where real men sleep.
10-01-2013, 06:01 PM
HumsterMKX

DAMNIT! VAEN! YOU FOUND OUT!

Now you must die for knowing too much! And anyone that is reading this thread.
10-01-2013, 06:20 PM
Cluebilly

So this is what the forest spirits were really after...
10-01-2013, 06:32 PM
Totorro

Technically there is only one inn room, but somehow Conjurer magic makes it so that it is split into countless multiple dimensions so that every adventurer has a place to stay.
10-01-2013, 06:51 PM
Kenka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totorro

Technically there is only one inn room, but somehow Conjurer magic makes it so that it is split into countless multiple dimensions so that every adventurer has a place to stay.

Another fine example of said conjurer magic:

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...89f19c9df.jpeg
10-01-2013, 06:56 PM
Evangela

It's the town of magic, bro.
10-01-2013, 07:56 PM
Aegis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evangela

It's the town of magic, bro.

As opposed to the other, more mundane towns where they only have mystical brothers of sudden, fiery death and magic radioactive squirrels being used as sniffer dogs by customs.
10-01-2013, 08:00 PM
Dreamer

A wizard did it.
10-01-2013, 08:15 PM
Kasumuni

lol this thread cracks me up
10-01-2013, 09:06 PM
Retrograde

A moogle stole my kidney
10-01-2013, 09:18 PM
Felis

Every Inn you find in the adventure guild.
10-01-2013, 09:27 PM
Mythrella

Never trust a moogle. Didn't you notice their shifty eyes?
10-01-2013, 09:31 PM
kasei

I say underground, the light from the "window" is fake.
10-01-2013, 10:20 PM
Kairgon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenka

I told you not to trust those tree-huggers!

You... you.. Take that back! D:
Dont be surprised when you find out Treant coming to you nowday!
10-01-2013, 11:45 PM
Mitsune

The first rule of Gridania's inn is that you don't talk about Gridania's inn.

(btw hi fullerverse, it's nekojanai lulz)
10-01-2013, 11:57 PM
Amyas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenka

I told you not to trust those tree-huggers!

Go to Ul'dah, that's where real men sleep.

...

In tiny lalafell-sized beds :P
10-01-2013, 11:59 PM
Cluebilly

Good thing there are fire spells and other forms of burning treants.
10-02-2013, 02:56 AM
Marael

A wizard did it.
10-03-2013, 11:06 AM
Vaen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seraphe

I've had these experiences as well. I fell asleep and I saw a green light surrounding my body. It's really blur but I remember Moogles which were trying to use my blood for experiments and stuff

http://25.media.tumblr.com/2895d2448...qyteo1_400.jpg

WE MUST INVESTIGATE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totorro

Technically there is only one inn room, but somehow Conjurer magic makes it so that it is split into countless multiple dimensions so that every adventurer has a place to stay.

WHOA I love this theory because I NEED a room-dimension-summoning CNJ spell! I want to pop out a cozy inn room when I'm in the cold of Coerthas! And screw Holy, I want to summon a room and drop it down on the heads of the Primals, Fat Chocobo-style!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...at_Chocobo.png

Quote:

Originally Posted by HumsterMKX

DAMNIT! VAEN! YOU FOUND OUT!

Now you must die for knowing too much! And anyone that is reading this thread.

/casts Raise :cool::cool::cool:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenka

I told you not to trust those tree-huggers!

Go to Ul'dah, that's where real men sleep.

According to that thread about the cascadier's dongsling and the lack of male Hyur/Lala/Cat bulge, the only real men in the game are Roegadyn anyway :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Felis

Every Inn you find in the adventure guild.

I was waiting for someone to only read the thread title and then make a post like this, lul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitsune

The first rule of Gridania's inn is that you don't talk about Gridania's inn.

(btw hi fullerverse, it's nekojanai lulz)

Tumblr pals! <333333