Seriously, can you imagine the sheer awesomeness that the game would become if everybody had gigantic laser guns sticking out of their faces? That would so freaking rule! It would be a billion times more awesome than being able to fly, having heat-vision, riding a tyrannosaurus-rex down main-street, and winning the lottery... all at the same time!
If anyone came along and started steppin', disrespectin' your peeps or trying tell you what to do, you could just aim your forehead at them and be all like, "Dude, do you not see the gigantic freaking laser gun sticking out of my face?" And they would be all like, "Dude, you gots a laser gun sticking out of your face!" And then you could be all like, "I think you best be hittin' da road, foo'. Dis be my hood." And they'd be all like, like, like... well they wouldn't be all like nothin', cuz' they'd be so scared they'd go cryin' back to their mama's, and then you'd be all like, "Yeah, that's right foo'."
Also, each laser gun should come with its own little miniature shark, just because.
All races should have laser guns mounted to their foreheads.
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05-10-2011, 07:08 PMRhianuAll races should have laser guns mounted to their foreheads.
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05-10-2011, 08:48 PMyukikaze_yanagi
You see that rift sign you have ? Go play it. Now.
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05-10-2011, 09:52 PMReika
Like the lazers... dislike the sig.... Rift sux
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05-10-2011, 11:50 PMTYF00N
haha this made my day~!!
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05-10-2011, 11:58 PMDemaciaQuote:
Originally Posted by yukikaze_yanagi
Typical response.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reika
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05-11-2011, 12:02 AMReikawhat do you expect? this is the official FFXIV forum. Attatching a sig from a different game to it is kinda asking for it. Kinda a violation of za rulez too ya kno. (sig could be seen as advertising another game).Quote:
Originally Posted by Demacia
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05-11-2011, 12:10 AMDemaciaAsking for it from crazy fanboys maybe. Nothing for a reasonable person to get uppity about.Quote:
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Sigs are stupid to begin with. -
05-11-2011, 12:11 AMReika
You have a sig too ^^ even tho its just your name.
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05-11-2011, 12:12 AMDemacia
I keeps it simple. ^__________________________________________________________________^
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05-11-2011, 06:58 AMRhianu
Please stay on topic, people. The discussion here is not about how I'm more open minded and rational than the fanboys, but about how awesome it would be to have gigantic freaking laser guns sticking out of everyone's faces.
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05-11-2011, 07:45 AMEnthy
I want /rave emote with glowsticks
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(=' w')/ ~ untz untz untz.. boop boop beep boop untz untz untz~
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05-11-2011, 08:49 AMMorticous
I think a lazer is a bad idea.
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05-11-2011, 08:52 AMLordNickage
If we're going to implement advanced forms of weaponry, I believe we should go all the way and push technology to the limits. Every player should start with the Sworb in their inventory. It is an orb that is sharp on all sides. Only a true master can wield it, but they are unstoppable once they can properly use it.
If that is going too far, why not mixers... made of BLADES. It's peerless defense; you're always attacking and always defending. Guaraanteed 9999 on all accounts. The only limit is yourself. -
05-11-2011, 09:14 AMRedAffinity
I'm all for the idea so long as the victory/level-up fanfare is the intro tune from Austin Powers.
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05-11-2011, 10:19 AMMr_Gyactus
lazers iz for lozers.
I want a chainsaw in my left arm and a harpoon in my right hand, then I can eat my chocobo without fork and knife. And shark like teeth. -
05-11-2011, 01:41 PMRhianuOhh, I like that. Having a chainsaw in place of an arm would be awesome, too. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Gyactus
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05-11-2011, 08:37 PMyukikaze_yanagi
Is still running this topic ? <_< seriusly, you can't be serius on lasers on your head. This isn't the damn star trek.
The empire use magitek, and it's all the tecnology we need -
05-11-2011, 11:22 PMFiltiarne
Oh look, a troll thread, how neat.
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05-11-2011, 11:27 PMGracious0.0; omygosh you just reminded of that horrible movie "Army of Darkness". Make it stop!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhianu
I vote no to lasers, unless they are bra lasers, and yes to whips!