I've been through too many Duty Finder parties lately with tanks who feel the only way to hold Anantaboga is with his ass aimed at the middle of the room. I've tried teaching a better way to people and am tired of hearing "that's the way I've always done it". That's a no-improvement attitude.
For reference:
This position is bad.
This position is worse.
For contrast:
This position is optimal.
Thanks for reading. May your AK queues improve.