Case of the Mondays

Dear SE,
It's me, Monday. I'm already not the most popular day of the week. I take a lot of heat for ending the weekend and starting the "work" week, but COME ON. Seriously, if you're going to design a system that encourages everyone to do 1 THING, then don't penalize the entire population for doing that 1 thing. I know in the west sometimes we over-scrutinize your Japanese logic. I've heard the first Japanese McDonalds had numerous cash registers, yet everyone formed a long line on register one... But that's neither here nor there.
I'm not questioning the system as much as I am questioning your choice to make it reset on me, Monday. You know, you could just as easily have chosen my cousin... Friday. Everyone LOVES Friday. He can do no wrong. All I heard from my last girlfriend was "Why can't you be more like Friday?" Long wait times and duty finder woes might have taken that pompous ass down a notch.
And I was doing so well... I'm seeing a therapist. I'm happier... well.. I WAS happier. Now I"m having panic attacks... I can't sleep. All because when my turn comes, I know your players will hate me. How do you think that makes me feel?