Google Translate on the Lodestone... I love it!

There's some classics here. I thought, well if you can't beat the thousands of Japanese bloggers (and very minimal English blogs), then join 'em! Power up the ol Google Translate and have a look at the gems you find:

Yesterday, leave right now because the reservoir up to 100 sheets, I have digested the guild leave Camp tranquil
-Yep you don't have to tell me twice, I'm leaving before you digest me too!

In fact, my wife because he is so, it seems useless people is large
- I'm not sure which is more offensive, he's useless or he's large? Oh and your wife's a man?

World Transfer service that is scheduled in mid-September, on the domestic side from abroad by all mean
- Oh we get to take a plane to our new servers, and it's domestic! Yay no customs!

in order to take a quick Magic desperately now, Voodoo Voodoo transfer tube!
- Um, I think there's rehab for that...

So what can you find?