I can't believe that [issue] is happening! I will threaten to quit!
This [issue] has caused someone to benefit for [reason]! This is ridiculous because [MMO I quit bc it's no more fun] did it in a way I'm used to! I lost nothing but someone else gained [benefit] and I didn't!
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AND [recent change] has made it impossible for me to do [thing SE didn't want]. Now I can't do [exploited/unintended thing]! Only when nobody is better than me in [arbitrary measurement] will I stop spreading hate!
AND [aspect of game I'm good with] is fine! All of you [insult]s need to stop QQing! The community sucks because the QQ and you should man up! I never had a problem with [aforementioned aspect] so your complaints are invalid!
I'm gonna quit this game and you'll all be sorry!!!