What happens...

...when the chicken crosses the road?

ehh it was a historical inevitability.

*Throws Mack a flame suit* Just in case buddy. :cool:
Forum trolls learned what fire is and it's no telling what will light up next.

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Originally Posted by Akumu

*Throws Mack a flame suit* Just in case buddy. :cool:
Forum trolls learned what fire is and it's no telling what will light up next.

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Thanks I can use one, but I hope you're not calling me a troll? I'm just trying to lighten up the mood. That, and I'm bored.......but seriously, what happens!?!?

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Originally Posted by Bled

ehh it was a historical inevitability.

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Pre-dates World War I even, Its just one of those things that never dies.

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Originally Posted by Mack

Thanks I can use one, but I hope you're not calling me a troll? I'm just trying to lighten up the mood. That, and I'm bored.......but seriously, what happens!?!?



Pre-dates World War I even, Its just one of those things that never dies.

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Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a load? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

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Originally Posted by Bled

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a load? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

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Loool, we must find out, its killing me!

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Originally Posted by Mack

Thanks I can use one, but I hope you're not calling me a troll? I'm just trying to lighten up the mood. That, and I'm bored.......but seriously, what happens!?!?



Pre-dates World War I even, Its just one of those things that never dies.

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Nah i'm not referring to you as a troll just sometimes even threads with good intentions turn into a flame war.

on topic: What happens...
...when the chicken crosses the road?

That's one less meal for mankind?

Like we needed another chocobo thread.

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Originally Posted by gifthorse

Like we needed another chocobo thread.

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lol i personally think the forums would be happier and a better place if their were more Chocobo posts.

I know what happens...

...while crossing said road, the chicken, upon seeing a car barreling toward it at upwards of 75 MPH, freezes in it's tracks much like a deer. The driver of said car, in an effort to save the fresh coat of wax he painstakingly applied not 15 minutes earlier serves to avoid the chicken, sending his car into a fishtail, the result of which veers his car into the ditch running along the side of the road where the chicken thought he saw a tasty worm before starting his expedition. The force of the impact not only ruins the fresh coast of wax, but also gives the North American tectonic plate a slight push toward Europe, causing the rotational axis of the Earth to begin a tilt off it's axis. This new rotation increases the tectonic and volcanic activity of all the Earth's faults exponentially while simultaneously causing the melting of the polar ice caps culminating in an apocalyptic event of fire and water greater than the combined imaginations the writers of the god awful movie 2012 could ever think of while confirming what the Mayans predicted hundreds of years ago and said writers were unable to convincingly portray.

Moral of the story? If you're on a country road, and happen to see a chicken attempting to cross it to chase down a tasty treat on the other side, by God, slam down that accelerator and take him out! Oh yeah, and don't watch 2012.