Oke im Getting a BOAT load of Errors...

So lets start with, entering my ID and Password, that go's flawlessly, i log in, Nice Square Enix logo, then it starts with my start button no turning from gray to white, so i relog a few times until it does, then i come in and select my char, and hey waddaya know, im already logged in Bull!@#$%^&*, so i try a few more times, and then suddenly the whole eu server just Does Magician trick on me and disapears, and Of course the vegeta Catchphrase Error it's over 9000... and then i try to report it, and try to see wats going on on the forum, wich turned out to be so slow just to load a page i can cook rice, pop in some popcorn, and bake a steak and still have to wait for the page to load, so i ask thee my fair Fellow adventures of the forum, wat the hell is going on?