The true NA/EU release date.
Is a few weeks from now when Yoshi releases the paid transfer system so we can all leave these cardboard box hand-me-downs 1.0 servers that they gave the NA/EU Datacenters and go to the jp datacenters. It was all a grand scheme to force us to pay for the world transfer service and extort more money from the player base. No need to thank me for exposng this deliciously evil plot, I'm just doing God's work.
#conspiracytheory #illuminati
For those who couldn't pick it up, this was sarcasm lead by extreme boredom.