Outlandish ideas for 2.0

I was browsing BG and came upon this post regarding Nael Van Darnus and how he'll relate to a post-Dalamud Eorzea and thought it hilarious.

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Originally Posted by solracht

[Nael Van Darnus] gonna come back in the form of three emo kids who will carry his helm around while qqing that he's dead

He even summoned Bahamut, timeline is wrong but FACTS ARE THERE

Cid will be in a wheelchair

Players will be able to jump on top of each other to reach the top of the crystal tower

Final Fantasy XIV: Raven's Children

Now, I don't know about you, but if SE made a DLC expansion to this theme, I would totally buy it simply because it's so silly. It would be like the Moogle DLC expansion for XI, only sillier.

If anyone else got similar silly ideas, go ahead and post it here. Who knows, maybe the devs will take notice and add it onto the list of future possibilities for the game.