Event suggestion! XIV crossover Inzoi crossover Dance Dance Revolution Savage raid

I just had the best idea ever!

An Inzoi crossover event!

With a mini story, where you visit the DDR machine at a local shopping mall, which unlocks...

A DDR savage raid! (Can never have too much savage difficulty content)
You can put lots of character cosmetics rewards in there Yes, keep all the cosmetics as savage rewards.

And to celebrate, promote it with lots of contemporary casual clothing in the cash store!
Ooh! Hollister!
You could do an Inzoi x DDR x Hollister crossover mega event!
You don't even have to worry about the XIV part of the crossover. It's already covered by all of the above.
Don't worry about story or dialog too much. That's not your audience.

I could combine this with my other post...

The main reward for the event... a mount...
And get this... It's a car!
A #Tesla
A Teslala!

And you could promote it on X!


An Inzoi x DDR x Hollister x Tesla x X
Crossover mega event!
A crossover 'ultimate' event!

We need to get an ultimate in here...

!
Apple!
You could do i-weapons!

With a DDR ultimate with i-weapons!

An Inzoi x DDR x Hollister x Tesla x X x Apple
ultimate crossover event!

I recon you could get musk at least onboard with this. You'd just have to tell him what a bunch of suckers your customers are and point out what a mega troll it would be and the lolz it would be good for.
Offer him a character with all the hardest achievements unlocked for him to claim as his own work.

The currency for the instances!... Dogetomes!
OMFG!

Doge? Isn't Inu basically one of Inzois mascots?

We've come full circle!
One glorious commercial contemporary ass eating Ourorobos of a crossover event.

With a special reward waiting for anyone who wasn't subbed during the event but returns later. Just to really upset 'everyone'. A charter title "Player of other games..."
Actually, maybe make that a reward for anyone who is unsubbed for more than 2 months.

how about a crossover with a badass medieval game where we actually get badass knight themed armore again and not some casual wear limsa erps will make us of

Kasane Teto has crossovers with McDonalds and Pokemon, it's time for Teto in FFXIV. Get her voicepack as a bard performance instrument.

This is bait.

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Originally Posted by RenegadeInferno

This is bait.

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XD

Sort of.
Really 'noone' should be baited by this. It's hardly subtle.

Frankly, I'm surprised it got even one response.
.. and I'm actually a little encouraged that noone 'mis'understood it enough to 'seriously' take issue with.
(Either that or I've misjudged the temperature and too many people think this hits 'too' close to home.)