I'll keep this simple: Statue emotes.
I'm a minimalist owning stuff is kind of cumbersome. Not much on merch, and while I might not be among the majority, I'm sure I'm not alone.
I'm just saying. I'd pay easily half the cost of the statues just to get the emote. Buying them secondhand is something you can do, and I'm all for the free market... but if Square wanted to make 250 - 300 dollars per emote off me... I'd buy every single statue emote.
Just something to think about :)