If namazu aren’t to be eaten

Why are they made out of food? They look too delicious.
https://media.tenor.com/qRU4uOeRIX4A...xiv-namazu.gif

Ok take your +Like

Even their flop "dead" emote the minions do sometimes makes them look tasty XD

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Originally Posted by Sililos

Ok take your +Like

Even their flop "dead" emote the minions do sometimes makes them look tasty XD

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I knooooow I feel so evil but everytime Im just thinking “Can you be polite and flop like that in my pan? Thank you”

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They look like they would poison you if consumed.

I was never big into sushi anyway.

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

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Originally Posted by Soge01

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

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Perfect, it'll be up there long enough that it cooks on re-entry. If you'd kindly roll it through some egg wash and breadcrumbs first so that it's battered when it comes down please?

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Originally Posted by Soge01

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

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Yes, very similar to the well known sport of gnome-punting. Except you don't want to fry to crispy and eat gnomes. Or at least I don't.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

They look like they would poison you if consumed.

I was never big into sushi anyway.

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Sushi is good if you get it from a good chef who knows what they're doing. Supermarket sushi is generally just bland, and gas station sushi is just paying for food poisoning.

Mao agrees! Mao finds little fish people and little moon bunnies to be much tasty!