No, I will not use third party tools, the devs cleared the fight without them.

and no, I will not join comms, the devs cleared without discord. If your pf says discord required, you are getting an instant report.
no, I will not watch a hector guide before joining, the fights are designed to be cleared blind.

No, I will not use hallowed ground/holmgang/living dead/superbolide, the devs cleared without using invuln.
No, I will not use arms length/surecast, the devs cleared without antikb.
No, I will not pentameld my gear, the devs cleared without pentamelding.
No, I will not buy tome gear, the devs cleared with min ilvl.
No I will not use markers or waymarks, the devs cleared without markers, especially not illegal ones.
No, I will not use grade 7 tinctures tinctures, the devs cleared with grade 5 tinctures.

And no, I will not use the english client, I will not talk in english, french or german, the devs cleared with the japanese client and talked in japanese.

okay

/10char

Make sure to not deal damage if you're a healer either. The devs said they didn't rely on healer damage to clear a fight!

There are no third party tools. Just betas for stuff the devs are going to add in the future. All perfectly okay to use.

thanks for sharing, we definitely asked and care

Guys. Read the post. It's satire.

OP are you ok? Are you salty because you got caught with 3rd party addons or something?

Thank you. I'm laughing right now.

But what WILL you do?

I need to know. What provoked this?