Is it just me or does the mount you get from doing the Variant dungeon all 12 ways lacks a particular something... an ability bar.
What about:
"Squeaky Clean" - where it cleans your character and the surrounding floor, and gives a 10 min buff - "You sparkle like the sun, rub it onto someone else to make them squeaky clean too"
Edit: Was to fix title, though thread name still not fixed.