A matter of utmost importance. (Minor spoilers?)

I know I said I wouldn't be posting on the forums anymore.
I lied.

I wish to address a most pressing matter of far greater importance than collectively whining about that which cannot be changed.
More important than saving Eorza for the... How many times has it been now?

Even more important than chatting up cat girls in Limsa Lominsa.
That's right. Even more important than that.

I speak of continuation of the greatest story ever told.
A tale of treachery, deceit, wit, betrayal, love, sorrow and half-naked old yet surprisingly muscular men.

That's right. I, as a paying customer, wait, let me channel my Karen energy...
A PAYING CUSTOMER ;_; WHO HAS TO WAIT IN QUEUES ;_; WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER, YOSHI P?!
*Ahem* Where was I? Oh, right.
So, I DEMAND a continuation of the legendary Hildibrand "Gentleman of Light" Helidor Maximilian Manderville questline.

If my demands are not met, I will...
Carry on with my life with deep, deep sadness in my heart.
I will... /playdead in every dungeon I join for at least !!!5!!! seconds before moving on to tank the dungeon. (That's right, I am PAY TO WIN! Deal with it, peasants!)
I will... /pet every Lalafell I come across... TWICE! (I am already petting them once and you can't stop me.)

*fails to provide Square Enix with a deadline to his demands.*

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Originally Posted by ZetsubouX

I will... /pet every Lalafell I come across... TWICE! (I am already petting them once and you can't stop me.)

*fails to provide Square Enix with a deadline to his demands.*

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Please give into these demands.

Thank you for your valuable contribution.