[Crystal] [Goblin] [FC] [Social] [Discord] Come be you with us. We might like you.

Ever been in a run that's wiped in the first ten seconds? No? Let us change that. Ever wanted to yell at the dps for not positioning the boss correctly? Perhaps, appeal to the dark knight with a scythe glamour who's trying to relive their FFXI days? He's hitting the boss, screaming, "SOUL EATER + GUILLOTINE = MOARR DAMAAAGE!!!!" Mm, yeah, about that... He's still screaming, we think. But maybe you would like to facepalm at Schaza, who is still waiting for the Miner only Titan fight to be released. Seriously, if that's the only reason you join, you won't be disappointed. He's weird.

Here at «FUBAR» we have everything that all the other Free Companies have. So that's cool, I guess? The only thing we're lacking is twenty or so no lifers. To be honest, I'm not sure we'll find any here, so if you just want to make some hot friends to run content in your undies with while drinking and talking about all the things normal people* talk about, then either reply here or send Schaza Rho a DM (Schaza#2139). Sorry you gotta talk to Schaza, but he's the only one willing to sit around all day and play receptionist.

*Normal people is simply an attractive term thought of by our one man marketing department to potentially draw people to our seedy side of the neighborhood so we can hoodwink you and keep your shoes.