Stepstools for Lalafell in Every Cutscene

Hail to you!

I'm writing this thread in petition of a social injustice that has gone on for far too long now. For you see, for the past 10 years Lalafell have been constantly looked down on and belittled by their taller, longer-limbed, less potato-shaped brethren. Too long have they had to stand on chairs or tables for many denizens of Eorzea to be able to see them eye to eye, and for this very reason I must say - no more!

I plea to you, Squares of the Enix, to provide each and every Lalafell with a stepstool upon character creation and in cutscenes, so that they may stand shoulder to shoulder, and be seen as equals in modern Hydaelynian society.

And while this may never truly solve the hardships Lalafell face on a daily basis due to public perception of them as not even half a Hyur, it's actions like that will allow us to at least not hurt our necks when we have to look at a Lalafell. Like seriously, I have a neck hernia right now and it's killing me, I haven't been able to sleep properly for 2 weeks now because of the pain, curse the Twelve!

Great community btw!

wtf that's degrading as hell. Just cut off everyone's legs till they're lala sized

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Originally Posted by batman

Great community btw!

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I appreciate this. Final Fantasy XIV's community has been awesome. It is an inclusive space where everyone is welcome and while in game I have never experienced any toxicity. Very great community!

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Originally Posted by MPK

wtf that's degrading as hell. Just cut off everyone's legs till they're lala sized

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I mean, we certainly could but that's a tall ask, don't you think?

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Originally Posted by MilitaryVet123

I appreciate this. Final Fantasy XIV's community has been awesome. It is an inclusive space where everyone is welcome and while in game I have never experienced any toxicity. Very great community!

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Honestly yeah, the people I've met in XIV are for the most part awesome! Sure enough you get the occasional butthole, as well as players who prioritise obsessive number crunching and slaying internet dragons over people but yeah, in all my years playing XIV on and off, people are nice. :)

Lalas don't need stepstools, everyone should be kneeling before their pint-sized overlords anyway, lest they bite your ankles and leave you unable to escape.

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Originally Posted by batman

Hail to you!

I'm writing this thread in petition of a social injustice that has gone on for far too long now. For you see, for the past 10 years Lalafell have been constantly looked down on and belittled by their taller, longer-limbed, less potato-shaped brethren. Too long have they had to stand on chairs or tables for many denizens of Eorzea to be able to see them eye to eye, and for this very reason I must say - no more!

I plea to you, Squares of the Enix, to provide each and every Lalafell with a stepstool upon character creation and in cutscenes, so that they may stand shoulder to shoulder, and be seen as equals in modern Hydaelynian society.

And while this may never truly solve the hardships Lalafell face on a daily basis due to public perception of them as not even half a Hyur, it's actions like that will allow us to at least not hurt our necks when we have to look at a Lalafell. Like seriously, I have a neck hernia right now and it's killing me, I haven't been able to sleep properly for 2 weeks now because of the pain, curse the Twelve!

Great community btw!

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They should also be able to use the step stool as a accessory while in combat! While as a Red Mage, the levitating crystal shall be replaced with a stepping stool and as a Gladiator the shield shall be replaced by a stepping stool! Primals, Hyurs and Ascians alike will know, love and respect the stepping stool! :D

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Originally Posted by batman

and be seen as equals in modern Hydaelynian society.

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So you're saying that lalafell are not equal to others?

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Originally Posted by Darkmoonrise

So you're saying that lalafell are not equal to others?

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They are a beast tribe after all.