[FC] Unrepentant wants YOU!

[FC] [Siren] Unrepentant Semi-casual FC looking for members!
Do you wish your retainer followed you around clapping coconuts together as you travel? Does the phrase "Disciples of the Hand" make you giggle? Has your license been revoked for operating a Chocobo under the influence?

If that's you, then you may be looking for Unrepentant.

We're a group of big kids who keep it casual and fun. We're more interested in getting together on mumble and knocking out some guildleves then we are being the Most Serious And Hardcore Group EVER. We don't need drama, and we don't need to turn our hobby into some silly competition. The FC's been around for seven years now with a mansion in Shirogane (Siren Ward 6, Plot 7, come visit!) We chill out on Mumble and Discord, even Slack. That's it. That's how we roll. Sound good?

Welp, it gets better. Unrepentant isn't just another Free Company - we're a whole gaming community. We currently have our fingers in a lot of games' pies... (DDO, Guild Wars 2, Minecraft, Neverwinter, Star Trek Online,and Star Wars: The Old Republic, Warframe, PSO2), and we're always up for some Steam/Epic gaming (Saturday Night Rocket League, Destiny 2, Division 2, Fall Guys!) If you play it, chances are we have people to play it with you.

So, you wanna roll with The U? Here's how you make that happen:

1. You must be over 18. We have members age 18 to 62; our average age is 30ish.
2. Hop over to this website and fill out our application. Our application process is the one big thing that we take seriously, but once you're in, you're in FOREVER. We want to make sure that you are a right fit for us AND that we are a right fit for you!
3. You must not be wearing pants when you apply. (Yes, we will be checking.)

Stay classy, Eorzea!

Up you go!

Do you ever consider dual-wielding Lalafell?

Do you ever consider if "dual wielding Lalafell" means you have a Lalafell in each hand as a weapon, or that if the Lalafell in question are wielding a weapon in each hand?

Do you obviously consider the answer to that question being "both at the same time, and then I charge the Garleans, duh"?

If that's you, then you may be looking for Unrepentant Gaming.