Solo Player with Several lv80 Chars Looking To Be Adopted

Alright, so. I'm not putting my hopes up here, but here we go.

I'm Ghost, some 30yo trans masc bitch from Europe, and I'm looking for an FC. I have about 1,111 hours in FF14 registered on Steam, so I don't know what that says about me, but. Anyway, I've been going at this game mostly solo. I used to play with a friend the first like 250 hours, but she ditched the game, thus here I am.

I'm essentially looking for an FC that does a bunch of stuff; nothing specific, but I'm open to just about anything, really. I'm currently in a Mass Invite FC that I fuckin hate because these [redacted] don't fuckin talk to me and blatantly ignore me when I do say something, and I'm not about that damn life, man.

What I'm looking for in an FC is simple:

• MEMES I'm a memelord. Not in a mean way, just... I have permanent late night shitpost brain, I blame it on insomnia. The moment I'm courteous and polite with you, I probably don't like you and want you to fuck off far away.
• LGBT+-FRIENDLY And I'm not talking about just "tolerating" either. You don't have to be One of the Gays, I can roll with the heteros as long as the heteros can roll with me, you know what I'm sayin?
• ANTI-RACIST In these here times, being "not racist" is a lukewarm take. Don't be lukewarm, Jimmy. Be hot.
• RELATIVELY SMALL I can vibe with a whole bunch of people (especially if they also have late night shitpost brains), but I get easily overwhelmed when I have to insert myself into a group with 40+ active members and there's one million FC members. Sometimes... things that are bigger.... are worse...
• ESTATE BUILT I don't care if it's small or medium or large, or a damn cardboard box under some fuckin dank bridge, right? I don't care where that bridge might be, I'm very adaptable in that manner, with no real preference except that there's a cardboard box to call home.
• (OPTIONAL) DISCORD I just about live on Discord. If I'm not in FF14, I'm talking to my buds on Discord. So yeah.
• (OPTIONAL) LET ME CURSE If you haven't noticed yet... I do a lot of it. I was once in a Guild Wars guild that wouldn't let me say my favourite word ("fuck") and I honestly felt like someone broke both my hands. Let me say fuck.
• (OPTIONAL) NO-TALKY-TIMES Excuse a bitch for not talking sometimes. I'm active, yes, and you'll see me doing things, yes, but sometimes I need no-talky hours to dissociate away from my physical existence and become one with the zeros-and-ones of pretty cat people and bunny girls imploring me to go on epic adventures with them. If Y'shtola smiles at me one more damn time, I'm gonna have to wife her, I'm too weak.

That's a whole damn list, but uhh.. We, the People, have rights, dammit. Make me an offer I can't refuse and we'll see where that leads us.