Breathless With Laughter

Starlight de Chocobo (failure)!

I'm sure many of you have seen this by now but I wanted to share it with those who may have missed it. A few of my buddies and I have been passing around this video of someone intentionally missing every note in the Choral mini game of this year's Starlight Celebration Quest. The awful warbles are spectacular in their own right, but it is wincing child in the cutscene that is the real star. This kid is shadier than a drag queen on a slow night at Hamburger Marys. A magical mensch indeed.

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https://youtu.be/cBwJZDVdLyY

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Let it be known: we are disturbed! This has caused at least two of us to laugh so uncontrollably that we cried and very nearly stopped breathing, while at work. May it bring you gleeful (near, but not actual) asphyxiations as well! Happy Holidays!

Garret Strongstaff