Mount Suggestion: The Emperor's New Chocobo

So I was linking FC mates to a video of the butt carting glitch from back in 2015 and one thing led to another and we collectively decided it would be hilarious if they introduced a mog station mount or something where there is no mount. You're just sitting on the ground, pretending to drive a car or ride a chocobo but just zooming around on your butt. Also flying through the skies through the power of hard work, belief and nonsense by flapping your arms desperately. Bonus points if you get a completely goofy chocobo music soundtrack like being played with kazoos. We believe in you, S-E. Please make this happen.