Coffee is recruiting free spirits and jovial players!
Hello to all you wonderful folks of FFXIV.
The brew crew of the Coffee FC is currently recruiting! There was a long period there between the end of SB and the expansions where we had quite the lull in folks playing, and we're looking to pick it back up!
Do you enjoy having people there to help you with tough quests? Do you like having friendly folks to accompany you in dungeons? Do you just like a general all around happy atmosphere that still lets you, as an adult, express yourself without judgement? Coffee might be for you!
We don't censor our members for the most part. Want to spout that pervy line you just thought of? Maybe that armor set reminds you of those crotchless undies you saw in Spencers? Tell us about it! We're all adults here. Want to belittle someone because they underperformed? Want to brag about your dps and how much better you are than everyone? Want to tell us all about how much better class X would be if Class Y got nerfed? Okay, then maybe it's not for you. We expect everyone to be respectful and realize people play the game to escape the realities of life, and the burdens that accompany it. We don't play for drama and more problems!
We've got a fully furnished mansion in the mists with all kinds of goodies! Check out plot 45, 1st ward on Mateus!
I'll also start up the ex farms and fun stuff once we have the numbers!
If this sounds fun to you, contact any of us in game :)
Synn Lycoris
Cassian Dawnshadow (Cass/Sya#3591 on discord)
Slamerz Techlusian
Disclaimer: Coffee is an adult FC, adult language is present. This does not mean excessive and unnecessary usage of swear words. The lewding of lalafells, household objects, and food objects may occur. Please consult your doctor for any eye injuries that occur. Coffee is not held responsible for medical bills.