FFXIV FAN MADE PARODY SONG XD

So, a fellow FFXIV player on Tumblr has started a trend to make a FFXIV edition of the song from Mulan, "Make A Man Out Of You" called "Make A Player Out of You" and they need our assistance to complete a full song!

Here's what we got so far:

"Let's get down to business, to defeat our foes..
Did they send me Lalas when I asked for Roes?!
You're the saddest raid I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through..
Yoshi will make a player out of you!"

"Tranquil as Gridania, Ifrit's fire within..
Once you've learn mechanics, you are sure to win!
You're a clueless noob with a green sprout, and you haven't got a clue..
Somehow Yoshi will make a player out of you!"

EDIT: INCOMING MORE LYRICS!!
I really wanna level up,
Say goodbye to all my free time,
Woah, I never knew how cool this job would be.
That guy's got an awesome glam,
But I will not stop to change mine,
Cuz I wanna get to level seventy."

How should the song continue? Leave your set of lyrics in the comments! If your lyric gets the most likes, it may be added to the song. Feel free to change up the lyrics a bit to make it sound even funnier if you want; after all this is just a community thing. This shall be fun lol

It's got some rough spots...
while I ask for Roes => when I asked for Roes.

Personally, I'd use Faust as opposed to Yoshi =p Though that joke may be over with by now. Too last expansion, I suppose. You almost made me think of a parody of Let it Go to describe these forums though, =p

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Originally Posted by Reiryuu

It's got some rough spots...
while I ask for Roes => when I asked for Roes.

Personally, I'd use Faust as opposed to Yoshi =p Though that joke may be over with by now. Too last expansion, I suppose. You almost made me think of a parody of Let it Go to describe these forums though, =p

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Corrected ^^

Oh, do you have the lyrics for your "Let It Go" parody; make me laugh! XD