Bad Final Fantasy Joke Thread!

What did the Red Mage's opponent say after their duel?

It's just a Fleche wound.

A dragoon walks into a bar; everyone else dodges.

Why don't lalafells make good culinarians? The steaks are too high.

Why do famous people get Summoners to write books about them?

Because they write the best BIO-graphies.

A Tank asks this of his/her party:
What's White Black and Red All Over?

This Party (mages).

Lord of Verminion.

Diadem and Eureka.

Why did the AST suck at art?

He could only draw Boles.

Any Black Mage pick-up line including "I've got the magic stick".

Also with how much she talks about them, I wonder if Zhloe Alliapoh's dream is to live in a pineapple under the sea.

Raid loot.

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Originally Posted by NewAgeDoom

Why do famous people get Summoners to write books about them?

Because they write the best BIO-graphies.

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basically summoner.. speaking of...
What did the nutritionist tell the summoner?

You have to start watching your carbs