Slime Minions?

Who here wishes the DQ collaboration event offered a Slime and Metal Slime Minion instead of just a Brick Golem? Not that there's anything wrong with the golem, but even my friend who hasn't played in over half a year says he wishes there was a Metal Slime minion lol

I would totally borrow from Balmung's RP scene and open my own puff puff room in Limsa for paying players with slimes. 10k for 30 seconds, 5k for every additional 10 seconds. lol