Dear SE, please unlock

My car for me..oh and while you're out there can you scrape and clean the snow off and turn it on so it can warm up? Thanks.

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SE: That depends. Are you willing to relocate? It will be free of charge

I'm sure they would! Buuut don't be surprised if your car is gone when you go check up on it.

*puts on glasses, adopts nasally voice* Uh, actually, they don't recommend idling your car for more than about 30 seconds in the cold! You'd warm it up faster by driving it at low speeds for a few minutes and save on gas too!

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Originally Posted by ElHeggunte

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/68-OouGkH4g/maxresdefault.jpg

So basically this?

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Originally Posted by Awful

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/68-OouGkH4g/maxresdefault.jpg

So basically this?

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K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E!

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Originally Posted by ElHeggunte

*puts on glasses, adopts nasally voice* Uh, actually, they don't recommend idling your car for more than about 30 seconds in the cold! You'd warm it up faster by driving it at low speeds for a few minutes and save on gas too!

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Then they can take it around the block for me! I just don't want to deal with the cold ;-;

As a Chicagoian, will you help dig out parking spots too?

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It's time to stop!

While we're at it, SE can you unlock my car? I locked my keys in...