Dancer as a Tank

No wait here me out!

Guys! Please, just hear me out.

With the focus on active time maneuvers, duty actions, and RDM being so forward and back active- what if there was a dodge tank?

Generates the highest aggro (because haters gonna hate), but is based on dancing. I mean like stance dancing, and keeping up the beat as per what the fight demands. Mayhap even a skill that works for approximately 2-3 seconds for deliberately standing in cleaves where they believe they are so fly- it doesn't phase them.

Also, not generic belly dancer. I'm talking something like capoeira or a modern take on something traditional. Monk has Dragon Kick and Dragoons used to have /poledance so it's not impossible. Seduction has been used as an ailment, I'm sure the DNC of Light could Stun a boss with a well placed collar pop.

Also Moogle/male cat/AuRa/Gold Dance exist. We have the technology.