Forum Polls - How to amaze your friends with "facts" and figures

Hello Square Enix Overlords,

Can you just implement a forum poll feature on these boards. People love their polls and doing them with two "Like this or that" posts is sillier than just doing it with a proper poll tool. I'm not saying they're a valuable source of information but I'm also not saying that anything else here is, but, at the very least they can use the right tools to ask the questions nobody really cares about to get the answers (in poll result form) they so desperately want.

An overwhelming 110% of people polled want this feature (I didn't conduct a real poll I just made up a number that's not even possible. Quoting random made up numbers works IRL for politicians...)