Returning player looking for FC/Static

Hi there! ;)
I recently decided to get back into FFXIV in preperation for the upcoming expansion and was looking to join a group of like-minded individuals to do all game content with.

About me:
- Returning player ~ All jobs level 60, can fill any role skillfully
- Main class: DRK/MNK (Samurai at expansion)
- Led a server top FC during Coil of Bahamut progression
- Last content cleared: Ravana / Alex1
- Has had many female partners throughout time spent in Eorzea, earning the title of Nunh

What I can offer a group:
- Volunteer surrogate father to any children with miqote mothers
- Consistent attendance (available evenings and weekends)
- Over a decade of MMO raiding experience
- Very dry, and at times, dull humor
- Community participation, such as in site forums and optional events
- Positive raiding attitude with constructive ideas
- Active knowledge and practice of min/maxing for raid performance
- Complete devotion to group if I feel that I am a good fit

What I expect from a group:
- Help on previous content including battle strategies and grouping for DF encounters
- Personal cellphone numbers of all miqote females in the FC/LS

If you have any questions for me feel free to reply to this post or hit me up online. I'll be on most weekday evenings and weekends.

Your post definitely put a grin on my face ahah. Well my company is looking to fill 3 more spots. Our agreed cap at this point is 40 as we're trying to keep the casual fc vibe. We have three air ships & working together on our fourth. Still have a few members that are building up to end content but we've got a decent amount raid ready. The cutest miqote is already married to me but there are plenty more out there lol. Anyways you can give us a trial run, see if you like our steez ahah. Just let me know I'll be on this evening as well

Ahh you made your own. Good luck to thee