Jokey Jokes

So.......... anybody got any FFXIV jokes or memes they want to share? My favorite jokes are Dragoon jokes. Like this. "How do you drown a Dragoon? Put an aoe at the bottom of a lake!" Old one but still one of my favorites.

Yall got any?

"A Dragoon walks into a bar. Everyone else dodged it."

A group of Miqo'te is a litter, a group of Lalafell is a Falafel, and a group of Highlanders is an impossibility (because there can only be one).

I used to call tanks "tin cans" until whenever I would tank on my Lalafell and someone in one of my old FCs called me "the soup can".

A group of Paladins is a phalanx, a group of Black Mages is an apocalypse, a group of Warriors is a rampage, a group of Bards is a choir, and a group of White Mages is a seizure (yay holy spam).

Ages ago, I knew someone who kept calling someone "dumbo". It took me nearly a month to realize that they were using that term for a Roegadyn Ninja, which makes sense given how they appear to have all the grace you'd expect from a flying elephant.

And for the finale, there was one girl I knew who said "I love Lalafells, they're just like little people".....

Why didn't the DRG cross the road?



CUZ HE's DEAD.

Why did the summoner get kicked from the party?

Because he ruined everything.



Ba-dummmmm-tsssssss

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Faliandra

Why did the summoner get kicked from the party?

Because he ruined everything.



Ba-dummmmm-tsssssss

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This hurt me inside, in a good way. Thank you lol