I removed a lot of emotes to shorten this thing down. It was a funny conversation with the GM, and I was stoked he/she recognized where I got my name.
GM is bold, "You" is The Dude. I did my best to include everyone who was talking with her, if you don't want your name on this... well... sorry.
Kipih Jakkya: I'm Kipih Jakkya, reporter for the Raven! Maybe you've heard of me?
You look at Kipih Jakkya in shock!
Kipih Jakkya bows courteously to you.
The Dude: You don't remember me?
The Dude: I gave you a good story to write about....
Kipih Jakkya sees you and blushes with embarrassment.
Kipih Jakkya: I'm just trying to get as much information as possible The Dude! You can abide that, right?
The Dude abides.
Kipih Jakkya motions joyfully to you.
Kipih Jakkya: So anything new happen since my last visit?
Owen Lacroix doesn't think he could work that Tunic like Kipih.
The Dude: I killed Ifrit again... prettttty easy
Mitty Tsuyoi: defeated the garleans in the area of camp emerald
Felheart Highwind: not at all, the world is pretty stable at the moment
Mitty Tsuyoi: west of em
Kipih Jakkya: Hmm, well with Ifrit and the Garleans about I don't know if "Stable" is the right word...
Kipih Jakkya: But it does feel like it's a bit of the quiet before the storm, doesn't it?
Owen Lacroix: It does indeed
Felheart Highwind: ifrit is a minor issue to be sure.
Kipih Jakkya: Where did you get those cute outfits Dizzy and Mitty?
Mitty Tsuyoi: from this good samaritan on the last holiday
Kipih Jakkya motions joyfully to Mitty Tsuyoi.
Mitty Tsuyoi: did my good will and made sure the poor ate
Owen Lacroix: change on the horizon, and many stay indoors, waiting for um... new adventures
Mitty Tsuyoi: and i got rewarded with this
Kipih Jakkya: I think they look adorable! ... I wonder if I can get a pair...
Felheart Highwind: word on the wind has it that the moogles are stiring
Dizzy Fang: say I'm pretty nao >:3
Mitty Tsuyoi consoles Kipih Jakkya.
Mitty Tsuyoi: would you like mine?
Kipih Jakkya: The Moogles are stiring? How so?
Mitty Tsuyoi: moogles!
Kipih Jakkya sees Mitty Tsuyoi and blushes with embarrassment.
Mizore Shirayuki: a Moogle touched me while I was sleeping
Kipih Jakkya: Naw, I couldn't take your hard earned reward!
Kipih Jakkya looks surprised!
Kipih Jakkya: Why would a Moogle do that Mizore?
Felheart Highwind: The words Dark Mog, leav the lips of many a folk these last few days
The Dude: We must do battle with that disgusting moogle!
Kipih Jakkya: "Dark Mog"? What's that?
Dizzy Fang: poor moogle :(
Owen Lacroix: My chocobos was stirring, but he'd just gotten into some bad Geyshl Greens.
Felheart Highwind: i figured you may know or have heard of such a creature. being a well traveled reporter and all.
Kipih Jakkya laughs at Owen Lacroix.
Mitty Tsuyoi: last time i seen a moogle was in black shroud
Mizore Shirayuki: Moogles like to explore stange new worlds.. to seek out new life... to go where no Moogle has gone before!
The Dude: Run away!
Dizzy Fang: I believe I had seen the same moogle
Mizore Shirayuki: and that's why it touched me
Owen Lacroix: sounds familiar...
Mitty Tsuyoi: unless your talking about my linkshell name
Owen Lacroix gazes upon Kipih Jakkya in deep reflection.
Kipih Jakkya: Hmm, well I'm fairly well traveled, but I don't traverse the realm nearly as often as you adventurers! I'd hate to think this Dark Mog was dangerous though... I love Moogles!
Kipih Jakkya: They're so cute... I can't help myself!
The Dude: I love to eat them
Kipih Jakkya looks at you in surprise.
Owen Lacroix: Dark Mog (name subject to change)?
The Dude: Please look forward to it.
Mitty Tsuyoi bursts out laughing at Owen Lacroix.
Kipih Jakkya: Hmm? Dark Mog is what Felheart was talking about. I've never heard of it!
Felheart Highwind: well, from what i hear they can tend to be a little rebelious and unintentionaly destructive at times
Kipih Jakkya: Hmmm....
The Dude: Wait a minute... you are the reporter... so report!
Mitty Tsuyoi bursts out laughing at you.
Kipih Jakkya: Hey! I have to save something for the articles!
Owen Lacroix: Aye, what news? Or you save that for the page?
Mizore Shirayuki: better lock your doors too Kipih... unless you wanna get touched too
Kipih Jakkya panics!
Felheart Highwind: maybe the Garleans have upset the little creatures during their advances upon us
Mizore Shirayuki: think we have a serial toucher on the loose
Mitty Tsuyoi: we do actually
Mitty Tsuyoi: that darn moogle >.>
Kipih Jakkya: Really?
The Dude: hide yo lalafels, hide yo miqotes, moogle be touchin errybody
Owen Lacroix: that's Ul'dah for you
Mitty Tsuyoi nods to you.
Dizzy Fang: but the moogles are so fluffy looking, why wouldn't you want to touch them?
Owen Lacroix: would never happen in Gridania
Kipih Jakkya: I suppose there would be no need for that Moogle to confess. ... We'll find him.
Dizzy Fang: I bet they feel like a cloud if you were to sleep on them like a pillow
Kipih Jakkya: Has anyone seen the Moogle in question? Or is he too sneaky to get caught?
Mitty Tsuyoi: do you have any clues for me?
Kipih Jakkya: I figure someone must have seen him... since we know it's a moogle and not...say... a Lalafell.
Lauro Soto: Moogles live in Gridania :)
Mitty Tsuyoi: i could lend you my service
Mitty Tsuyoi: to find it
Lauro Soto: Mostly in Flower Beds
Kipih Jakkya nods to Lauro Soto.
Owen Lacroix: there is a Moogle, in Ul'dah?
Lauro Soto: Really?
Dizzy Fang: I could imagine a Lalafell committing such an act rather then those cute fuzzy moogles
Mizore Shirayuki: think he stays hidden in the Sultana's chambers
Mizore Shirayuki: where we dare not venture
The Dude: I mostly see them during holidays
Lauro Soto: kik
Kipih Jakkya: That's what Mizore claims.
Kipih Jakkya: I haven't seen any evidence of any Moogles as of yet, but it does merit further invesitgation.
The Dude: Hey Kipih, What's your highest battle class?
Lauro Soto: Rank 1 Archer :)
Dizzy Fang: I truly wish you much luck from the twelve in your indeavors
The Dude: Change to marauder and help us kill the moogle
Amy Neudaiz: Reporters do not do battle :p
Kipih Jakkya: I'm an Impossible to Gauge Reporter!
Kipih Jakkya: I don't do much battle.
Dizzy Fang: I hope you catch the culprit
Mitty Tsuyoi bursts out laughing at Kipih Jakkya.
The Dude: Touche
Lauro Soto: Ohh yeea they are Reporters
Kipih Jakkya blushes with embarrassment.
Mizore Shirayuki: have you heard of any treants or tonberries?
Lauro Soto: I just notice Kipih is Female -_-...
The Dude: easy now Lauro
Mitty Tsuyoi looks at Lauro Soto in surprise.
Dizzy Fang bursts out laughing at Lauro Soto.
Lauro Soto: Hehe
Kipih Jakkya: Well, I suppose the best bet then would to be to head back to Gridania and look into this "Dark Mog" and maybe investigate Mizore's strange Moogle intruder as well.
Kipih Jakkya: Am I right?
The Dude: K, invite me and I'll port us
Amy Neudaiz: Let's go!
Kipih Jakkya: That's okay! I've got it covered.
Mizore Shirayuki: be sure to wear your Lv50 Chastity Belt!
Kipih Jakkya gives a thumbs up!
Mizore Shirayuki: 's the only way to protect yourself
Kipih Jakkya: Thank you all very much for the help everyone!
Kipih Jakkya: May the twelve watch over you! Safe travels!
Kipih Jakkya bids farewell.
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11-29-2011, 03:47 PMSparkerTouched by a Moogle
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11-29-2011, 04:19 PMslipmac
the only good part
"Kipih Jakkya: I'm just trying to get as much information as possible The Dude! You can abide that, right?
The Dude abides."
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11-29-2011, 04:22 PMquantumsaint
He certainly does.
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11-29-2011, 05:18 PMBaxterlmfao! That is awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparker
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11-29-2011, 10:12 PMAceofRains
I love that GMs come on as reporters. Its very refreshing to be able to interact with them. my question is, will we see some our stories edited and published in the lodestone papers? that would be amazing! Although, its really hard to hold a good conversation with the GMs cuz alot of people just beg for answers on new content. I really dont think GMs have all the answers to that. That was a really good way to talk about the dark moogle, instead of asking WHEN DOS MUUGUL COM OUT? lol The Dude: hide yo lalafels, hide yo miqotes, moogle be touchin errybody
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11-30-2011, 12:38 AMDelsusI'm surprised they would reply to this, but it does make it funny.Quote:
Mizore Shirayuki: a Moogle touched me while I was sleeping
Kipih Jakkya: Why would a Moogle do that Mizore?
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11-30-2011, 03:15 AMchocothief
I would love it if the next raven article had something about a naughty moogle being on the loose.
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11-30-2011, 04:07 AMHiirNoivlI lol'ed /tenQuote:
The Dude: hide yo lalafels, hide yo miqotes, moogle be touchin errybody
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11-30-2011, 06:35 AMLauro
Yey im in there :) hehe
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11-30-2011, 06:43 AMOMEGA_HACK
Yeah the Raven reporter GM is by far the best of the RPGMs out there~ I posted a similar encounter with her in another thread. Either way, what a great read and thanks for sharing it! :D