2nd Stormblood job far fetched theories here!

Recently I have been lurking the spiderman t-shirt speculation thread and is clear to me that there are 3 main ideas going around, BLU, DNC and SAM.
While I do think that one of these 3 is most likely to be the correct answer I do not enjoy the way a lot that of people that believe in either of them, seem to want to correct everyone else by saying "it's obviously x because y" as if they knew already.
So with over a month of time to speculate I would like to hear far fetched theories, the ones that you don't feel being actually a possibility, but they do make some sort of sense with the shirt.
I've already given mines before so I'll make a summary:

Time mage because of spider web being the item used in final fantasy to apply slow to enemies.

Pictomancer because Peter Parker is a photographer and I see the job could be a mix between pictomancer and mime.

Time Mage is Astrologian, with some elements of the gambler job. Geomancer, and beast master are also possible.

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Originally Posted by DamianFatale

Time Mage is Astrologian

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I refuse to abdicate to this idea, until I see a full powered haste that makes girls wet and boys cream their pants you are not a time mage!

I think the reason it took so long to get Egi glamours is that Beastmaster was in the works. How hard is it, from a programming standpoint, to bring back something that already existed, and add another asset's effects onto it (the wind, fire and such).

Imagine how much freaking BANK SE could make on the cash shop by not just giving us new Egis, but also customizable beasts for our summons. I hate to say it but you know that 's the direction it's going.

Also, for far-fetched job theories, I'm gonna go with Morpher. I think that's what people called it, like when Vincent Valentine becomes a monster.

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

I refuse to abdicate to this idea, until I see a full powered haste that makes girls wet and boys cream their pants you are not a time mage!

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The Arrow.

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

I refuse to abdicate to this idea, until I see a full powered haste that makes girls wet and boys cream their pants you are not a time mage!

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Astrologian have those, it's Time Dilation and The Arrow card

this thread again?

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Originally Posted by MilesSaintboroguh

The Arrow.

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Originally Posted by Eul

Astrologian have those, it's Time Dilation and The Arrow card

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I'm talking about something with a little more meat to it, pretty much an equivalent of battle litany but for skill/spellspeed and ability recast... That said it is a far fetched theory just because spider web, please contribute to the discussion now, instead of trying to debunk a theory that I already pointed out being far fetched.
This thread is for fun, since the "srs" thread is now a gang war.

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

I refuse to abdicate to this idea, until I see a full powered haste that makes girls wet and boys cream their pants you are not a time mage!

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You can get that from an AST. Thing is, it's just a NPC. ;)

In the last AST quest you get a 50%(?) haste effect (~1,2s cast) for 90+ s.

And (from lvl 60 AST quest):

Leveva: "If memory serves me, you have still only opened half of the heavens' gates."

AST is the time related mage. And players ASTs are not fully qualified ASTs, yet.

We'll obviously the shirt is a hint at Necromancer because spiders are icky like Necromancers.