Game crashes when logging into a character (but not alts)

When trying to load into my main character my game crashes every time, without fail. It starts to load into Idyllshire, finishes, fades up from black, crashes. This doesn't happen on my alts, although none of them are high enough level to go to Idyllshire so I am unable to see if this happens on every character in Idyllshire, but I can at least log into my alts.

I went to the SE support chat where the guy "helping" me told me to ask my ISP and ended the chat before even letting me respond. The only thing I haven't tried yet is completely reinstalling the game, and only because there are dozens of threads like mine (conveniently marked as solved but never give a solution) and all of them say reinstalling doesn't help.

I tried deleting the folder in My Games, that didn't work. I disabled my anti-virus completely. I turned off ShadowPlay. I tried running in DX9 and DX11. I uninstalled and reinstalled the latest drivers. This game worked yesterday. There were no new drivers released for the GTX 1070 today.

I'm starting to get really annoyed. If Square's own support doesn't even bother to try to help a 3+ year subscriber, what are they there for? Anyway, here are the crash logs. I would be really grateful if any of you had any advice besides what I've already tried.



Faulting application name: ffxiv.exe, version: 1.0.0.0, time stamp: 0x5848b7fc
Faulting module name: ffxiv.exe, version: 1.0.0.0, time stamp: 0x5848b7fc
Exception code: 0xc0000005
Fault offset: 0x00c591fd
Faulting process id: 0x2df8
Faulting application start time: 0x01d2620ee685142d
Faulting application path: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\game\ffxiv.exe
Faulting module path: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\game\ffxiv.exe
Report Id: f2f66ac5-46dd-4934-aa6b-432b35ff4db4
Faulting package full name:






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MyDocument C:\Users\Nick\Documents
ProxyEnable 0
ProxyServer unspecified
ProxyOverride *.local


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SYSTEM_OS Windows 10 Home 64-bit (6.2, Build 9200) (14393.rs1_release_inmarket.161208-2252)
SYSTEM_CPU Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-4430 CPU @ 3.00GHz (4 CPUs), ~3.0GHz
SYSTEM_CORE_NUM SYSTEM_CORE_LOGIC 4 SYSTEM_CORE_PHYSICS 4
SYSTEM_BIOS P1.60
SYSTEM_LANGUAGE English (Regional Setting: English)
SYSTEM_MEMORY 8111.445MB
SYSTEM_VIRTUAL_MEMORY 2047.875MB
SYSTEM_PAGE_FILE 9391.445MB
SYSTEM_STORAGE C:\ SYSTEM_HARDDISK_DRIVE SYSTEM_TOTALDISC_SPACE 930.557GB SYSTEM_FREEDISC_SPACE 166.062GB
SYSTEM_DIRECTX_VERSION DirectX 12
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DEVICE \\.\DISPLAY12
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_CHIP GeForce GTX 1070
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_MAKER NVIDIA
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_VRAM 3072.000 MB
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_SHARED_VRAM 1023.938 MB
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DAC Integrated RAMDAC
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DISPLAY_MODE 1920 x 1080 (32 bit) (60Hz)
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER C:\WINDOWS\System32\DriverStore\FileRepository\nv_dispi.inf_amd64_3f929cc119e3b994\nvd3dumx.dll,C:\WINDOWS\System32\DriverStore\FileRepository\nv_dispi.inf_amd64_3f929cc119e3b994\nvwgf2umx.dll,C:\WINDOWS\System32\DriverStore\FileRepository\nv_dispi.inf_amd64_3f929cc119e3b994\nvwgf2umx.dll,C:\WINDOWS\System32\DriverStore\FileRepository\nv_dispi.inf_amd64_3f929cc119e3b994\nvwgf2umx.dll
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER_VERSION 21.21.0013.7633
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER_DATE 12/10/2016 18:00:00
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER_LANGUAGE English
3.0
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_PIXEL_SHADER 3.0
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_VERTEX_TEXTURE SYSTEM_SUPPORT
SYSTEM_SOUND Speakers (Realtek High Definition Audio)
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_ID {4A2341B2-EB65-4A53-A345-C74B9F08F0B5}
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_NAME RTKVHD64.sys
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_VERSION 6.00.0001.7572
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_LANGUAGE English
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_DATE 7/29/2015 00:00:00
SYSTEM_SOUND Realtek Digital Output (Realtek High Definition Audio)
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_ID {2FFB5594-47E2-476B-B81F-0DFCD156F8AE}
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_NAME RTKVHD64.sys
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_VERSION 6.00.0001.7572
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_LANGUAGE English
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_DATE 7/29/2015 00:00:00
SYSTEM_SOUND ASUS VH242H-4 (NVIDIA High Definition Audio)
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_ID {533BA0AA-34EB-4BEC-AE50-5FD61B7148A6}
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_NAME nvhda64v.sys
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_VERSION 1.03.0034.0017
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_LANGUAGE English
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_DATE 9/29/2016 00:00:00
SYSTEM_INPUT {6F1D2B60-D5A0-11CF-BFC7444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Mouse
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 3 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 8 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {6F1D2B61-D5A0-11CF-BFC7444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Keyboard
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 128 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {639F9E30-CF3C-11E4-8001444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Gaming Mouse G502
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 652 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {639FC540-CF3C-11E4-8003444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Gaming Mouse G502
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 3 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {639FEC50-CF3C-11E4-8004444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Gaming Mouse G502
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {639FEC50-CF3C-11E4-8005444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Gaming Mouse G502
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {639FC540-CF3C-11E4-8002444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Corsair K70B Gaming Keyboard
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 4096 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0


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Technical Support - Post New Thread - Google Chrome
FFXIVLauncher
Steam
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Event Viewer
boot
Calculator
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puush


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C:\Program Files (x86)\1Password 4\Agile1pAgent.exe 0000168C
C:\Program Files (x86)\Adobe\Adobe Creative Cloud\ACC\Creative Cloud.exe 00002610
C:\Program Files (x86)\Adobe\Adobe Creative Cloud\CCXProcess\CCXProcess.exe 000014AC
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C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe 00000E80
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C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\Steam.exe 000026F8
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\bin\cef\cef.win7\steamwebhelper.exe 00000228
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\boot\ffxivlauncher.exe 00000EC0
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\boot\ffxivsysinfo.exe 00002DF0
C:\Program Files (x86)\puush\puush.exe 00002B10
C:\Program Files\AVAST Software\Avast\avastui.exe 00001B10
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office 15\Root\VFS\ProgramFilesCommonX86\Microsoft Shared\OFFICE15\CSISYNCCLIENT.EXE 000028E8
C:\Users\Nick\AppData\Local\Microsoft\OneDrive\OneDrive.exe 00001940
C:\WINDOWS\SysWoW64\ctfmon.exe 00001438

So for the record, reinstalling the game did actually fix my issue. Almost nobody ever writes back when they solve their issue, so there you go. If you're having this problem maybe try that.

And when you inevitably get the errors everybody seems to get these days when patching, switch to a VPN until you download the file that's breaking, and then turn it off and continue. That's what worked for me.