All Hail the Mighty Pony Mount!
Hear my voice & my plea! The mighty pony needs to be set free!
Many moons ago man & pony lived together. Everything was peaceful & in harmony. Man & pony did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats of the land!
Yet the pony didn't find favor in the sight of the Twelve! The gods feared the pony would one day build up an equestrian army to overthrow the Twelve alongside man!
So they created a Horsebird that went "Wark!" and introduced it to man whilst the pony nation was out grazing.
Man instantly found favor with the Horsebird... And grew to despise the pony for it's hatred of the Horsebird!
With man's focus off of the pony, the Twelve seized the opportunity to imprison the pony race in Odin's Glue Factory until the end of time, at which point they would be "judged."
Only the fabled developers of legend have the power to set the mighty pony free!
Mount a chicken or a steed.. But the pony is the superior breed!
Let your voices be heard my bretheren of Eorzea! Support pony nation!