The Darkheart attack is back! <<DH>> is recruiting!

It's the big one, baby!

Yo peeps!

Are you a' hollerin' to raid, craft, and enjoy content without the stress of everyone expecting you to focus and grind gear for 10 hours on the daily, sweatin' and slobberin' on the keyboard/joystick, more asleep than awake? More dead than alive? More full of Monster than blood?! Want to chill and get content done at your own dayumed pace with chill folks in a chill place who are chill with that? (Yeah, dude, I know... chill)

Well, we're right there hollerin' back at ya!

The Darkhearts
Founded in October 2014, Darkhearts have been slaying dragons, slammin' mountain dew, and choking back Dunkin' stix and eatin' greasy pizza rolls ever since! Now get yo' hand off mah' Dunkin' Stix, fool! *slaps hand*

Our playstyle is mid-core, meaning that while we are serious about progressing, getting gear, and downing raids, we do not set grueling raid schedules, have mandatory attendance, expect you to grind out BiS the first week of a raid drop, etc: We understand that Final Fantasy is not your life but what you do "when you have time.™"

Who we're looking for
You, dawg! Anyway, seriously: We need:
Regular members:
Cats that are just here to have fun, participate in FC activities, and be a part of the Darkhearts community.

Leaders:
Dawgs that have specific responsibilities in taking care of the FC and making sure the cats have are having fun and have things to do. Leadership positions include things like:
Organizing people to run content (raids, dungeons, treasure hunts, etc)

Recruiting new members.

Guiding newer players.

~~Giving Veena your gil. All of your gil...~~

Etc.

Initially, your duty would be to assist in recruiting new members to bolster our numbers. Once we reach critical mass, you'd be able to transition to your primary leadership role.

Getting in contact
I normally have my busy flag up because...well, let's just say that I'm not keen on becoming a Defender of Eorzea. If you are not in an FC, you can grab my attention by doing the following:
Open the Player Search window.

Search for my name: Veena Minerva. (Now say it, say my name!)

Bring up the menu (on PC, right click my name.)

Choose "Submit Application" and enter message "Saw Veena's Ad".

The game will alert the entire FC of the submission.

If you are already in another FC, send a /tell to any other Darkheart that is not /busy. These people tend to be on the most:
Ekwah Darkheart

Tibylt Leichrock

Tierr Relbrooke

Big Cat

Creely Boxhale

If you still can't find anyone, do a house invasion. No, not a barrel roll, a house invasion! - see below.

Location
We've got sweet, sweet stomps located in the Ul'dah housing district: Ward 8, plot 5. Take the "Goblet West" exit at the aetheryte crystal. It will drop you off directly in front of our mansion. Stop by and say hello!

Well, what are you waiting for? GET OVER HERE!. On a more serious note: Guys, seriously - Keep your hands off my Dunkin' Stix. Get near them and someone's not making it to the raid tonight. Spoiler alert: That won't be me. Oh, and no roleplaying taking them either!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Are the Free Company's rank names "Dawg" and "Cat"
A: No. Stop it.
P.S.: Rare footage of our core raid group getting roflstomped during 2.0! If you look closely enough, you can see a wild Alex Darkheart appeared!

Hope to hear from yaz guize soon!

-Veena