Final Fantasy Poetry.

So here is a fun game that is meant to be creative and because I'm a little weird how about some poetry about final fantasy I'll go first.

There once was a party in Midas, who started laughing like Tidus, The nerd rage was strong as they continued to wipe that now they all have tendinitis.

Midas doesn't rhyme with Tidus though I think.

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Originally Posted by SaranMage

So here is a fun game that is meant to be creative and because I'm a little weird how about some poetry about final fantasy I'll go first.

There once was a party in Midas, who started laughing like Tidus, The nerd rage was strong as they continued to wipe that now they all have tendinitis.

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This is a limeric, right? I think the bold lines should rhyme.

There once was a party in Midas
who started laughing like Tidus
The nerd rage was strong
as they continued to wipe
that now they all have tendinitis.

I'll try a haiku

In deliverance
WAR bodies will soften but
Fell cleave gets them hard

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bowties are cool
And so are you

On the 28th day,
of the second umbral moon
Washed up a lonely female Hyur in Limsa,
whom all thought was a loon

She sang, she laughed, and she danced with local pirates
Too soon to acquire herself a grimoire, and face the dangers of the climates
As kind as she is beautiful, she helps the people without pity
Quickly tagged an adventurer, doing selfless deeds for the city

Who is she? There's something about her. Those eyes. Can't you see?
They gleam radiant purple. As foretold in the prophecy.
Everyone sees it too. That she is too good to be true.
She makes an enemy with every friend, yet her gratuity knows no end.

Little did everyone know, that the moon child who washed ashore that night
Arrived within the walls of Limsa Lominsa, Eorzea's warrior of light.

I tried to kill Sephirot Ex,
He pushed us all over the edge.
The tank yelled in rage,
At the noob of a mage,
And I never tried Sephi again.

The Spanish Serenade
There once was a Bard named 'Elanus' ♪
Who thought that her name was the greatest ♪
After Clive set her straight, from her 'El Anus' fate ♪
Her deletion was swift and quite famous ♪


Boomstick Diplomacy
Liar liar bombs on fire ♪
Sharlayans blew up in Idyllshire ♪
With zooms and booms, and uplander dooms ♪
Twas a Gobbie invasion (with no one the wiser) ♪


Tragic Lovers
You're never there when I need you to be ♪
All alone as I beg and I plea ♪
What more do you want; I sacrificed Haurchefant ♪
Please forgive me... my sweet RNG.... ♪

From the ruins of Gelmorra,
haunted by demonic fauna.
There sat a young maiden,
she held a head made rotten.

The man she loved, sentenced to the abyss of death.
Even though he had nothing for her but contempt.
Yet she sought to revive him, with powers vile.
She tried to revive, dangerous was the attempt.
Unable to let go, sanity redialed.
Until a group of heroes, attacked on the preempt.

The maiden slain, but her delusion unquelled.
The demons conspired to pick up who was felled
And now she haunts the civilizations of the living
Mark these words, Edda's returning

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Originally Posted by Erdgeist

dusk.

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You'd make a pretty good Bard. I think I'll try my hand at weaving a poem based on the War of the Magi (and also referencing the Bardsongs) later

all of these are just magical, I'll post a few more when I get back from work.