Looking for some good FC rank names, what do you use?

Please list;
The names of your Free Companies
The ranks of your companies AND the position it holds in the fc
If you're feeling ambitious describe what it takes to move up in ranks

Thanks in advance :)

Leader - myself - Scrub
Rank 2 - vets of fc - Fluffy Lala's
Rank 3 - new ppl - Fkn no name
Rank 4 - made for one of our members who was forever salty - McSaltyness which was changed to TheHandofSalt when he got hand of mercy title.

I change rank names all the time to wind members up :p the fc originally was 'the usual suspects' but I accidentally changed it.

I was changing company tag quickly so it read <shut> <it> <kappa> but I misc linked and now fc is called Kappa xD

The Lost Boys <<PAN>>
Newbies: the Lost
Established battle jobs: the Foundlings
Established DoH/DoL: Pixie Hollows
Leader: Second Star to the Right

Alt FC on Adamantoise: LoveInTheCrossfire
Leader: Top Aidoru
Everyone else: Aidoru

It's an old solo FC with a friend so we didn't try to be serious about ranks.

Main FC on Behemoth: Eisenfaust
Leader: Grand Master
Second in Commands: Master
Active Members: Knight
Alts: Sith
Other titles because there's a decent amount in general: Royal Guardian, Master Crafter, Master Baiter, Padawan, Force Ghost, On Leave

If I had one:

1. AFK King
2. Wannabes
3. Mid-boss
4. Kafh - Knows ass from head
5. Grasshopper

Any other people out there with interest in sharing?

I can't exactly remember the names from my old FC (Insurrection), but we had some joke ranks like Dog House and Soupless. The rest of the ranks were pretty standard like Queen Bee for our leader (was previously Ein Fuhrer before leadership changed), General, Officer, Member, Newbie, MIA.

Current FC (The Corpse Brigade) has:

1. Master
2. Sub-Master
3. 1st Mate
4. Flight Crew
5. Craft Master
6. Caretaker
7. Veteran
8. Corpse
9. Iron Pony
10. Newbie
11. Where did u go?

All our officers are titled Pizza Commander.

FC: Genesis

I think mine is something like Lord Marshal, Lord Wife, Warrant Officer, Captain, Soldier, Grunt, Time Out (presumably a place for the drama queens/kings to cool out). There's other titles, but I can't remember what they are.

P.S. I'm a soldier in the guild.

I disbanded it awhile back, but my old FC ranks was icecream flavors.

moving up was time spend in the fc and being active + time spent helping new players