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It would be interesting to have a sidequest for funny weapons! (someone pointed out the monk kettles). Maybe through Hildibrand or something, and have each class get a new weapon for glamour purposes. Like a giant squishy hammer for WAR, or a disco ball for AST, or a crossbow for MCH :D
This would be a cool idea, we could have a funny weapon for each job.
PLD: Toy Sword/Stick
WAR: Squeaky Hammer
DRK: Kendo Sword
DRG: Giant Fork/Knife
MCH: Toy Gun/Crossbow
BLM: Broom
WHM: Mop
AST: Disco Ball
Bard and Summoner/Scholar are the only difficult ones. For Bard what acts like a bow? For SMN/SCH how can you make a book look like a funny weapon, it's already funny, lol. I guess a cookbook, maybe?
Eloah, you know Dragoons have the moogle fork already
For bards give them a spoof weapon. Give them a bow that looks like a hair Bow. Like you hold it in the middle and one of the bow loops is where the arrows are fired from. Or even something that looks like a Slingshot.
As for the books, why not a joke pamphlet? Like a 'summoner/scholar' healing camp. Rather than opening up like a normal book, it just unfolds.
Would children's pop-up books work for scholar and summoner? They can have mini fireworks and confetti pop out when your character is in fighting stance. Oh! Also, how about a hot model catalog book showing off the hottest bodies of Eorzea? ;D It would look funny on a scholar. XD
Joke weapons would be pretty fun. I always liked that about Tales of games. Maybe make Ninjas run around with big scissors? lol