Give me your "best" FFXIV pun

I don't wanna talk about my experiences with the Blizzard spell. It's a pretty heavy subject...

FFXIV Online, Over 5 million players!

Not really a pun but a joke none the less.

I tried to come up with more, but puns are just not my Kupo tea...

I think some Au Ras are "horny"

Quick, don't thinx about cats !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam-eGrO8Os

Have you seen how those white mages fight? Holy cow, dude!

What do Bards do when they die?



Decompose.

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Originally Posted by Suirieko

Have you seen how those white mages fight? Holy cow, dude!

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I don't know what you mean. I think Paladins are far more flashy

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Originally Posted by ZhoRa13

I don't know what you mean. I think Paladins are far more flashy

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Paladins may be more flashy but they can't jump to it like Dragoons can!

Also be careful when you invite a Scholar somewhere, they tend to be the bane of the party with all their talk.