[Spoilers] The general crackpot and head-canon thread
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How I think the History of the WoDs' universe fell
Could have sworn there was already a thread like this...
The Warriors of Darkness came from a reflection that was destroyed by the calamity, in fact, they are the same people Louisoix sent away before he became Phoenix. But in their universe, Bahamut was early in tempering Phoenix and also managed to temper everyone in Greater Eorzea. The resulting power allowed the Eikon to crystalline its thralls (think l'Cie after their focus was completed), keeping them in the same state as the Meracyian Dragons in Dalamud.
Coerthas, Gyr Albania and Dravania was also affected by this change, with Bahamut's attack empowering Nidhogg to finish The Dragonsong War early in that universe, forcing Ishgard to retaliate in response. Thordian revealed his ace early as well and the King went to attack both threats the First Brood posed. Hraesvelgr's own Brood perished in the crossfire, being tempered by Bahamut, killed by Thordian or slaughtered by Nidhogg's army. all in the span of 5 Years.
Ala Mhigo, still Under Garlean Rule, was forced to even more drastic measures. Varis' predecessor, Solus zos Galvus, eventually led an expedition with Gaius and his legates to the recently uncovered Crystal Tower and Azys Lla, as past and present empires sought to find a way to end the threat the First Brood posed. Of course being headed by a Nihilistic zombie and the head of the empire that sought to conquer the world, the Garleans and Allagans had different ideas on how to contain the threat. With Galvus proposing to merely contain the Eikons (Bahamut and Thordian) an use them to power their war machines and kill Nidhogg, while Xande sought to finish his pact and let the Cloud of Darkness destroy everything, this time using the Warring Triad at Azys Lla in lieu of Dalamud.
As the Dragonsong war raged towards a quick and final chorus. Bahamut went to Nidhogg and granted his brood-brother and kindred spirit a chance at power, enough to destroy Ishgard and take them as his own thralls. The dark wyrm accepted this power, so deep his rancor that his only thought were to avenge Ratatoskr. To him, it mattered not that it was the shade of his sibling, a product of the Allagans misdeeds, that is offering him this power. He just wanted to complete his vengeance before the Garlemald-Allag alliance takes that from him, and knew that toying with them will not cut it anymore. Together the dragons razed Ishgard to the Ground, with Bahamut defeating King Thordian and his Knights Twelve. And then went to the Crystal Tower, and destroyed the now vestigial Allagan Empire and the Empire that sought to emulate them. In this conflict the Triad awakened and joined the fray. The existence of 4 Eikons, 2 Newly minted Primals and the Crystal Tower itself drained enough aether form the land to make life unsustainable for corporeal beings (read, anyone that isn't a Primal, Eikon, or anyone empowered by these beings)
In the interim 5 years while all this happened, the Warriors of Light of that universe, still stuck in the Lifestream and semiconscious, were barely aware of their world's fate. Witnessing their allies and friends turned into enthralled statues, the Dreadwyrm and Malice Striker razing the rest of the realm and the eventual destruction of the world. Their aether only kept together by dark influences. Only to find themselves back in an Eorzea crystallized and beyond recognition. It is only then they were approached by an ebon-clad Paragon...
tl;dr In the Reflection that the WoDs hail from, The Calamity continued. Bahamut tempered everyone at Carteneau and Beyond, turned them into crystal statues. Garlemald and Allag's remnant tries to clean up this mess and Nidhogg gets an early victory for the Dragonsong War, all wrapped up in 5 years an a short Grimdark fanfiction that makes Game of Thrones look like Care Bears