Dear Square-Enix,
Your Gauss Barrel animation looks dumb and is the reason I won't level Machinist.
Some of the guns look cool but are ruined when you slap a Pinwheel on the end of them. Odd, I know... I understand you think it looks cool but it doesn't.
Plz give us a toggle switch/command so we can turn it off and on.
Otherwise, add face paint to the game resembling The Joker so I can act out my favorite parts of the Dark Knight while using my "Bang" gun. Then I believe it suitable and entirely support your reasons for making Gauss Barrel so ridiculous.
Thanks in advance.
xoxo
P.S. Plz tell the team working on FF15 that If i could mail you homemade sandwiches I wouldn't. The Mayo would probably be bad by the time it got to you. But If I devise a way to make Mayo that doesn't deteriorate at an incredibly rapid rate after leaving a fridge, you will be the first to receive Ham Sandwiches on me.
P.S.S. Plz release Haurchefant Body pillows. He is my Waifu
kthx