Funny Names!

What are some funny names you came across while playing FFXIV?
Those that include some sort of pun, or just a fun reference or anything along those lines :D

Of course, not just player names! If you saw a chocobo that got a funny name or a retainer by some other player (or your own, if you really wanna praise yourself here..xD), share it! ^-^
Let's praise how awfully punny our fellow adventurers are! ;)

My sense of humour may be weird, but I laughed at this one:

http://f.666kb.com/i/d61a9r3t8y7iuvi2h.jpg

Oh Lalas, you little beasts ^.-

Once I saw the cutest Lalafell ever! But they were named "Forced Entry" so I was feeling kinda conflicted.

I remember two. Saw a new player the other day, a lala named "Little F'cker"

And still my all time favourite, "Taylor Swiftcast" :P

There was a character on my server once named Viewing Cutscene and we had a Bevin Kacon running around some months ago.

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Originally Posted by Sammix87

There was a character on my server once named Viewing Cutscene.

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We have that one too on Sargatanas! :D
As well as one who is named "Character Name".

Hyur Masterace, Hyurean Godness, Just Godhyur, Hyur Forever, Hyur Badass, Hyur King, Midlander Hyurean, Hyur Midlander, Hyur Howyeah, Hyur Forever, Lord'of Hyureans, Hyur Gorgeous, Hyur Mastelander, Hyurean Plose, Hyurean Plox, Hyurean Plox, Respect'tobe Respected, Hyurean Malenist.












''Hyurean midlander masterace ! The legacy continues...''
''I tried cat and au ra one time... And I hated it !''

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Originally Posted by Atoli

As well as one who is named "Character Name".

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Hehe, we have someone with that name in our linkshell. :)

I saw Highlanders during year before last's Valentine's event name Barak Obama and Michelle Obama. (Michelle actually hped me complete the event too). Then There's Balmung Server's resident Jedi Master, Mace Windu.

But my all time favorite was a random Paladin I met in a dungeon named "Spankme Hard".

''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''' - that's their ign.

Tupac Succor :D